The season of giving

So if you see an "Icon" at your table, go easy on them. They've had a pretty tough year in 2008. Like the banks, these "balla" players have been leaking money all year.

A fish is for life, not just for Christmas.

SNGIcons.com UPDATE

So what's been going on lately in the fish-stinking world of SNGIcons.com...?

1. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Shoving-calling-and-getting-better.html/Itemid,61/

Firstly, you have gohome2mama...one of those fantasy type players who think they are better than they really are. He seems to wants to put himself across as a "deep thinking" player...someone who should be respected. Unfortunately, he is just spewing up concepts that were figured out 5+ YEARS ago. Hell, he's probably just copying what people like me and Jman and ZeeJustin and Raptor etc etc (don't worry if you don't know these people...probably WAYYY before your time) were discussing on 2+2 back in 2003. Absolutely nothing new here...in fact he explains some basic concepts in a very childish way. Is he trying to make himself an instructor on the site??? LOL...that would be funny (and desperate for SNGIcons).

2. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Back-to-owning-souls.html/Itemid,61/

Then we have mc4chess. A wannabe BigJoe (damn, who wants to be him!?!?). He commits the ultimate crime for a poker blog: he writes 3 lines on how he won a poker tournament and how "great" he is. NO ONE CARES!!!! See ya in 6 months son for your next great accomplishment...whilst you're pissing all those winnings back to the poker community. Like they say, even a broken clock is right twice a day! This guy is one enormous tool.

3. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Time-to-study-possibly-.html/Itemid,61/

The blog that made me LOL the most this week must be this one from nevadarick. He wrote a while back that he can't beat the $1 games. That alone would make me want to kill myself...but he actually posts some stats!!! In nearly FIVE THOUSAND games he's won an amazing $345!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL...dude WHY???? What's the point? You obviously blow. You could have figured that out after 1000 games. This is as close to self-torture as I can imagine. What a miserable life...grinding $1 SNG's for a 4% ROI. My dinner last night cost more than all your lifetime winnings! Just amazes me how dumb people can be.

4. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Vegas-trip-report..html/Itemid,61/

OK, I actually enjoyed reading ramagosr's post here. This is what blogging should be about. Not brag posting a win every 6 months, not crying coz you suck at poker/life, not talking about sports/politics or anything else people know nothing about. A good description of a live game with a winning/lucky fish. Love it.

5. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Coming-to-a-close.html/Itemid,61/

Reasons why I hate mc4chess, and I quote:

- "because most of my friends make so much less than me doing so much more"
- "Sometimes its hard to go to class with the sucess from poker "
- "I still have managed to own this first semester grade wise "
- "I'm the kind of person who doesn't want to work the normal 9-5"

Kid...one day you'll grow up and read your old blog entries and wince. It will cause you physical pain to realise what an immature douchebag you were. Well, I guess you're much more like BigJoe than I thought...

Reply to my last post

You retards...of COURSE I was joking...!! LOL Those of you who thought I was serious are seriously dumb...especially the guy who posted this message:

"Im setting the line on stalker's IQ at 82."

I mean, come on dude, you're criticizing my IQ when YOU'RE the one who actually believes it!? LOL...sorry, some people are so stupid it just makes me laugh so much.

So my intention was to see if people still read my blog religiously...and the answer was absolutely YES! Within a day, the 2+2 boards were on fire talking about whether I am suzzer, or how I couldn't possibly be him.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=7441030&postcount=187

Everyone had an opinion...suzzer himself got in on the act. Even two former "Icons" who were kicked off the site...Bones and Noodleman...added their 2c.

When the Stalker says something, the poker community listens. And that's the bottom line coz The Stalker said so!

EDIT: By the way, it was just pointed out to me the reason why Chip Ferguson (z32fanatic) has been quiet for a while...and the reason is the same as BigJoe's...HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are his stats over the last 3 months...down around $15,000. So he's gone from a break-even player to a GIANT FISH...love it! Karma bites dude, that's what you get for screwing over your fellow poker players aka The FullTilt Cheating Saga.

My true identity

OK, time to reveal who I am.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/42053/

Comments are open...do your worst.

Where is BigJoe?

I was doing some digging to find out why our resident narcissist has not posted on SNGIcons.com for the last few months, and I think I have the answer.


One word......."LOL!"

-40% ROI, no wins, nothing over the last 3 months! Zero top 10% finishes! At an average buy-in of $1.5k, that's some heavy losses. He did win around 13k a while ago, but that was in a 10k buy-in event, and he lost it all back the next day not cashing in a 5k event. These are really appalling results for someone who thinks he is the best poker player on the internet.

No wonder he's been quiet...shamefully quiet.

Bored

Sorry for the lack of posts. The "Icons" are simply losing too much and are not posting anything. The lastest post from Wickss was something about getting burnt out from travelling from Colorado to Kansas twice in 3 months... For those retards out there (and there are many), Colorado and Kansas are next to each other.

Hopefully something happens soon. I'm even hoping one of them can win something just to get a post! lol Sucks to be them.

Foxwoods

OK, a lot of people have told me I need to mention the Foxwoods WPT. I don't think I NEED to, but since my fans want it, I'll make a little post here.

As Mike Matusow says on his Mouthpiece (http://www.cardplayer.com/tv/34670), if you're winning hands like Q9 v QQ, K5 v JJ and massive coinflips all of them all-in preflop, it doesn't matter who you are, you're going to win the tournament. The worst donk online plays like that and wins once in a while. Mike's analysis of the AJ v 99 hand that put him out was interesting as well. He calls out the retard and PWNS him for making a "huge mistake". This is coming from one of the best tournament players in the world. Someone who's opinion cannot be disputed. It was probably smart of Little to look for big pot coinflips, as this shows he knows he has a massive disadvantage against good players and trusts luck over skill in those situations. Obviously he runs like God and wins them all, and hence his winnings.

You ask anyone on the tour, Little is an utter donkey who runs better than anyone. We will not hear much of him in 2009...I predict that right now.

mc4chess

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,SNGicon-stalker-.html/Itemid,61/

Well it seems like the "new breed" is just as obsessed with me as the original lot. Shame they are actually dumber.

No sooner do I give a name check in a previous blog, this kid (no doubt giddy as a schoolgirl that he got a mention from his hero) decides to try a hate blog of his own. The only problem is he is a complete and utter retard.

He pastes my previous blog, for some reason twice. That is McShovian in his lack of technical ability. A monkey could copy and paste without f-ing it up!

Then he says he's "laughing all the way to the bank". I have looked and he's never displayed results over a significant sample size. And there's good reason...he's shite. Dude, don't tell us you finally won an MTT (even a broken clock is right twice a day), tell us how much you've won long term! So I did some investigation, looked up "mc4chess" and what do I see...

Yep, that's right! $73 profit over nearly 2000 games! Your bank manager must be so proud of you!!! What a toolbag.

So enjoy this post just for you. And don't bother with a reply post. I PWND you today, so go lick your wounds and think about what you've done, and realise your mistake. Never challenge the Stalker again because you'll lose every time.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VERBALLY ROASTED BY THE STALKER!!

"does anyone else think that jon little looks creepy and chomoish?"

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showtopic=130384&st=0&p=2877079&#entry2877079

Such a great comment! And so true...having met him before. Definitely NOT someone you want to leave your kids with.

Here's the definition:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showtopic=130384&st=20&p=2877448&#entry2877448

Speaking of Little, I see he's doing pretty well at Foxwoods. Of course he's running like God again (which is the only way he can get deep in these events), and even admits it on his latest blog entry. He claims to have only made one mistake the whole tournament. However, I have heard he's been making some weird plays the whole tourney and getting extremely lucky. Here's one example in the video clip below, the hand goes:

Little CALLS in early position with A7
Another player calls
(some folds)
A third player raises
Little pushes ALL IN over the top (apparently slowplaying his "monster")
Second player folds
Third player makes the easy call with AJ

http://blindtilt.com/?p=123

Of course he hits his 3 outer (where are the complaints about losing coinflips now??).

You can hear the table's amazement at Little's awful play "what the heck happened there!?" Then Little tries to apologise, and is greeted with a disgusted "don't be sorry, happens all the time". Which is another way of saying, "too many donkeys in these tournaments".

You saw it here kids...play call-shove poker with A7 in early position in your poker tournaments!

Lucki Duck's ROASTING (part 2)

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Lil-Boiii-Stalker.html/Itemid,61/

So, the Duckster wants to pull the big guns on the Stalker, eh? This guy proves his retardness. As usual, he is writing about things he does not understand.

How long have I had to moderate comments?

- Only the last 2 months out of the last 9

Why do I have to moderate comments?

- Because some idiots think it's funny to post personal details about me

A hypocrite? Ummmm no.

Let's see, what other drival he wrote... Oh yes, spelling Tennessee wrong. Now, I don't think I have ever written the word Tennessee before, so you'll have to forgive me there. Nor do I ever care to again. I left the bad spelling as a badge of honor to how much I hate that state. It's on purpose, you see. I guess you don't get it. As for "civilisation"...well I'm afraid you're showing your retardedness again. I can assure you that the proper ENGLISH spelling is with an "s". I know it may be news to you that there's places not between California and New York, but I promise you there is...including the country that invented the language you try to use.

Not sure why you think I backed down from open challenges to Spacegravy and Jon Little. They were the reason why they didn't happen. Try reading some previous blog entries (I assume you can read?), it's all there. The "mum" jokes are pretty lame by the way, worthy of a 10-year old.

Yeah, I...have...never...collected...winnings...from...a...casino...before (that's sarcasm by the way, it might have gone over your head).

I really really pity someone who is so consumed with people writing on the internet with absolutely zero spelling mistakes. It's very sad. You're amazing - the only person in the world who spells everything right at all times, day and night! Actually, you probably spent an hour of your life checking and re-checking your post to make sure there were none - I'm right aren't I?

N1SF is a GENIUS - never forget that.

willis j WAS right about one thing though...dude don't even THINK about trying to post a reply. You haven't got what it takes. Go cry to yo mama. The Stalker hurt you today.

So to sum it all up, you have been VERBALLY ROASTED by the STALKER.

Goodnight Vienna.

"...but I guess I didnt win my money by going against my reads. Sometimes they just arent going to be right."

http://sngiconstalker.blogspot.com/2008/04/1-stalker-north-american-poker.html

For anyone who hasn't read the above post, read it. It makes the title of this blog post, a recent quote by Jon Little, even more hilarious.

The SNGIcons.com website is crap because...

...the writers of the new site have no idea how to design a website - you basically have 3 times as many clicks as the old one to do the same thing, and it (annoyingly) keeps that "We Are SNGIcons.com" banner at the top of the page...and the color scheme sucks too.

...the only "big name" pro writing there is an utter donkey (Jon Little) who still doesn't realise we don't care how many times he loses coinflips, forgetting that super luck is what got him here in the first place!

...utter retards like nevadarick, Newff and Lucki Duck are allowed to post meaningless garbage that no one cares about.

...the biggest "challenge" in the last few days was to win $500 in one month.

...BigJoe and Spacegravy, the only two semi-interesting reads, apparently are not being paid enough by SNGIcons.com as they never post anymore.

...half the blogs are not even poker related, the main reason why people go to the site. If we want to hear about baseball or NBA or the US election, we'll go to a website with the necessary expertise in the subject.

...it is being used as a place for some people to berate others when they lose (yes you darinvg), instead of working harder and finding out why they lose.

Well, at least they got rid of that anti-semite Jizbiz - although that was a no-brainer even for a group of poker players with a combined IQ of 46.

EDIT:

Ugh...I just had to add this in:

mc4chess said: "So in my recent blog it was a big brag of how I have been crushing. Since then I have played 2 more $36 180man's..."

I had to stop reading at that point. Whoever counts their "successes" in batches of TWO cannot seriously "crush" the game long term. You know when people say "I got 3 wins in the last 10" they actually mean "I got 4 wins in the last 200". It's newbies like this who really make me laugh...they'll be back working in McDonalds for pocket money within the next 6 months. Clueless idiots.

Lucki Duck is the worst sports bettor in history

Although not an "Icon", I have to mention this retard.

For example: http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,World-Series-Game-4.html/Itemid,61/

" I like the "under" on the 9 1/2 run line"

Final game score: Tampa Bay 2 Philadelphia 10

Nice one fool.

Also notice that he never writes his current bankroll or "day profit" when he loses a bet (which is most of the time). Utterly useless rubbish that no one cares about.

Jonathan Little pictures

A bit grainy as they were from my phone. Also it is against Nevada state law to take pictures in a casino so I had to be careful.

This was where I was sitting and watching the inevitable crash and burn:



Waiting outside the Fontana Bar for Jonny's exit:



Jonny at the cash-out desk getting his small win:



Jonny and his "wonderful" girlfriend. This was about as close as I could get and not be obvious about it. The donkey has no clue what is going on, but the girl had some suspicions:




Last one at the cash-out desk:

I met Jon Little...

...although he doesn't know it!

Hilarious.

So I got a drink at the Fontana Bar at the Bellagio today at 3pm to watch Jon Little get creamed. I wasn't disappointed. It took about 10 minutes and 3 hands to do it. Donk went all in and lost. Here's the reeeally funny part:

As he was leaving the poker room he looked me STRAIGHT IN THE EYE. It was all I could do not to laugh in his face! Here I was, his nemesis, and he didn't know it! Jon - only 2 people in the world would know this...I was the guy just outside the Fontana Bar as you left with the NY Yankees cap, Guinness t-shirt and brown shorts. I think he was with his "lovely" girlfriend (short, dark hair in a pony tail, glasses) when he cashed out. Seemed to take him forever. Again, I was RIGHT BEHIND HIM and he didn't know it! I got a few pictures on my phone (a bit grainy but you can make it out, as its against Nevada laws to take pictures in casinos). I will post them in the next few days as I am at an internet station right now typing this.

Jon, you look even more like a donkey in real life.

#1 Stalker

IN VEGAS

Let's see if Jon "Yellowbelly" Little will accept my live challenge, or if he will keep avoiding me.

I'm watching you, Jonny...

Glad I'm out of Tennesse

Tennesse is a shit-hole.

Full of REEEALLY dumb people, with hair and clothing straight out of a bad 80's dream. I had a couple of poker-related commitments I had to fulfll, but I'm soooo glad I'm back in civilisation. Knoxville, Nashville and Memphis (although Beale Street was kinda cool) are places I will never miss. How can people live there?

Back to the "Icons"...I see that Jon-a-donk's writing skills still haven't improved much:

"A few hands later, a semiaggressive guy made it 525 in 100/200 and I made it 1500 out of my 8k stack. The guy minreraised me to 2500 and I obv called. It came 754 and he bet 1200 into the 5kish pot. I called. The turn was a 4 and we check checked. He potted a K river and I obv folded."

- Ummmm...telling us what you had might help bozo!

I'll be in Vegas in a few days for more poker business.

Keep hating!

stevem1267 is a HUGE toolbag

The title pretty much sums it up.

Jon Little is scared to play me

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,grinding-a-little.html/Itemid,61/

"As for the stalker kid, I have left him numerous comments on his blog asking when we are going to play our hu match."

- This blatant lie is almost as bad as when he told everyone he played ALL his FullTilt games himself and never gave his account to anyone (shortly before he was fired for doing exactly that). I can assure all Stalker fans that I have NOT received ANY comments from Jon-a-donk for a while. The kid is simply avoiding me because he knows he'd get super-crushed heads up against me.

The intelligence of SNGIcons bloggers and readers

It has only been 1 week since the new crap site went live, and the new setup REALLY exposes the level of intelligence of the people posting there. Here are a few examples...

- Donk Little got his AIM "hacked"...pretty easy to do if the person you're hacking has the intelligence (and personality) of an old shoe.

- A braindead a-hole who asks one of the most ridiculous questions ever seen on a poker website..."Sorry if this is a dumb question but what does 7ptbb/100 represent".

- Some pointless brag post about winning money in an MTT (news flash...this is an SNG site).

- Some idiot who is makes ONE DOLLAR PER GAME (why bother, let alone posting about it) with NO RAKEBACK.

- Wickss, in usual "Icon" style, posting only when he wins money.

- An unfunny Bones post...which is basically the only reason he's still on the site, so bye bye.

- A moron posting sports picks on a poker site (hello? there is a whole world outside the USA!), which is even more retarded than posting MTT or cash game results.

- A REAL fish, who is apparently a new "instructor" on the site, who has obviously run well and thinks he's good. First lesson is "table selection". Not playing online at the weekend is simply the dumbest thing you can do if you play poker (semi)-professionally.

- The dumbest thread I have seen in a while, with some utter retard thinking he can go from 50k VPPs to Supernova Elite in THREE MONTHS! hahahahahaha

- The writer/administrator of the new site who can't seem to even use his own website correctly..."Cannot find the entry.The user has either change the permanent link or the content has not been published." (nudge: where's the link to the old site that you promised??)

EDIT: I have to add this one..another doozy from the site administrator..."willis j said: SGNIcons gogogogogogogogogogo" SGN Icons??? Can't even spell three letters...what a retard.
Source: http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,What-the-heck...I-might-as-well-blog-too.html/Itemid,61/

At least one smart thing was done...as instructed by THE STALKER...jizbiz is history, for:
1) Being a useless prick waste of a life, and
2) Being an anti-semitite and expressing his anti-semitic views

The new SNGIcons website

[ ] The new SNGIcons website looks great
[x] The "Icons" are still learning how to use it
[x] The "Icons" are computer illiterate
[ ] jizbiz is still a blogger after his anti-semitic remarks
[x] The website change was driven by the need to filter out comments from The Stalker's fanbase
[ ] SNGIcons will have more subscribers due to the new site
[ ] The new site will reduce moronic and biased brag graphs
[ ] The new site will reduce arrogant posts
[ ] The new site will teach the "Icons" that coinflips are a part of the game and we don't care how many they win or lose because statistically in the long run it will be even

The 2+2 community agrees with me

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/sngicons-public-outing-anti-semitism-303012/

Let's see if SNGIcons allow jizbiz to return...would be a huge mistake in most people's opinions. Now is the perfect time to drop the dead wood with the new site.

jizbiz: i hate poker right now

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080918224739746

"getting jewed in sngs and mtts"

Is this acceptable terminology for a public website? Can someone in authority at SNGIcons.com please comment on this loser's lack of tact and total ignorancy? It is people like jizbiz who perpetuate hate towards minorities and makes the world a worse place to live in.

I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED.

Kick this idiot off the site otherwise all the "Icons" share his beliefs. Remember the last racist comment from a previous "Icon"? He was gone within a month...

So disgraceful. And others agree:

Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, September 19 2008 @ 06:42 AM MDT

you're a piece of shit anti-semitic *censored*head. either that or your just dumb as *censored*. you're definetly one of those two things.
and if sngicons dont ban you they can go *censored* themeslves too.

Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, September 19 2008 @ 06:24 AM MDT

Nice use of the term jewed
Grow up a little bit
I have not left any negative comments before but come on dude and I'm not even Jewish
I would be pretty mad if I was a subscribing member who was

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

"Im not one to do stupid heads up egofests, but I have found a game he just might take me up on. He claims limit hu is a great game of skill, and from what I can tell, he is down $10000 or so from sngs and mtts on stars. So, I will sit at 30/60 limit with $10,000, which should give us plenty of room to see who is actually the better player. If he beats me, he will be even for his life, if he loses, well, his parents will be out another $10,000. I will sit for the next 3 days while I am 20 tabling from around 1pm est til 7pm est. I also assume he will want to play much lower. Well, I dont play for napkins, so a $10,000 freezout is as low as I will go. He can either accept by sitting and playing or decline by running and hiding."

A couple of things to point out to this moron:

1. Assuming I am who he claims I am, he has no evidence to suggest if that is my normal account or an account borrowed from a friend.
2. He has no idea if I have any other accounts either on PokerStars or elsewhere, so does not have anywhere near my full range of results.
3. Assuming I have 1 account and is the one he suggests, Sharkscope and pokerdb only go back a couple of years, and I promise you I have been playing online and live for much longer than that.
4. He has no way of tracking my cash game results, and assuming I am the person he thinks I am, have proven to have played high limit NLHE with World Champions.

This all makes his statement "If he beats me, he will be even for his life" look kinda ridiculous now.

I'll play you at my game at your stakes. However there's one small problem. Although I have no doubt I could beat you blindfolded and both arms tied behind my back, you do have some acquaintances who are rather good at the game. Individually I would crush all of them, but against a consortium my edge would be reduced. And Jon, to be honest (Jon - honest!? lol), you are not really famous for playing as yourself online, now are you?

Limit Hold'em, $30/$60, $10,000 buy-in LIVE in Las Vegas before the Festa al Lago (I know you will be in town). Let's see who's "running and hiding" now.

YOUR MOVE CREEP.

#1 Stalker: Getting ready for the WSOPE!

• Sept. 19: Event 1 £1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (three-day event with two Day 1's)
• Sept. 22: Event 2 £2,500 H.O.R.S.E. (three-day event)
• Sept. 24: Event 3 £5,000 Pot-Limit Omaha (three-day event)
• Sept. 27: Event 4 £10,000 World Championship No-Limit Hold'em (five-day event with two Day 1's)

Last year's event was superb (although a bit cramped). Obviously none of the "Icons" played here (I doubt they even know where London is lol), and they are highly unlikely to play this year (uncultured morons). Actually, I remember Adam Junglen was there tooling around as usual, and he was an "Icon" at the time (and swiftly removed).

I play two WPT events before and after London. I'll be in Atlantic City for the Borgata Poker Open and then back to Vegas in mid-October for the Festa al Lago.

If I come across any "Icons" I'll be sure to post their retardedness here.

OK, a rare insight into the life of THE STALKER, just to make the morons (you know who you are) jealous of my lifestyle.

Note: There is a weirdo out there who "apparently" has obtained my personal details and has been trying to post it on this site for the last 2 weeks. Therefore I have had to moderate comments temporarily to filter out this loser. But fear not - all other comments will be posted! My fans mean a lot to me.

FieryJustice: the portrait of a railtard

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080831214111369

This guy is simply hilarious. Let me point out one thing before I start:

It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop, eh? Taking my screenshots and attaching the name of a losing player...real smart. I won't be baited. Needless to say the screen name he quotes is certainly not me...but nice try!

I think I definitely hit a nerve for Little Jon in my last 2 blogs. He self-admitted (like all the "Icons") reads my blog religiously, but I think I pushed him over tilt-mode. He's desperate now...I'm surprised it's taken them so long to find some way to "get back at me". LOL. His obsession with me is obvious. The so-called WPT Player of the year took time to give me a blog entry all of my own. I'm almost honored! No doubt he was still utterly tilted from busting out the Sunday Million and wanted to lash out at someone...so childish. I riled him enough over time to get a reaction - Mission Accomplished.

"he posted screenshots of my super standard repushes with 87s and JTo"...SUPER STANDARD!!?!?!? How is a re-push ever standard for most of your chips (he wasn't really shortstacked) with 8-high? OH, it was a suited connector, but it's still 8-high...and against the tightest player at the table!

Finally, he has the gall the challenge ME (where have we seen that before?) in a game that I would destroy him in (limit holdem heads up). I accept the challenge obviously, but just as obviously he will back out like Spacegravy did. The measure of a REAL loser: Having a public blog to try and boost your popularity, then disable all comments when it turns out everyone hates you for being a liar, a cheat and generally just a moron. This wouldn't be the first time Mr Little has lied about something, eh?

Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers kids!

Just to prove how easily this is done, here I have used MS Paint in 5 minutes to concoct an image of Jcardshark (I feel sorry for him so I'll make it look like a winning hand). Now I have zero artistic ability at all...but it ain't bad! Just imagine what you can do with decent software and some time on your hands...

McShove

Wanna know why McShove hasn't posted on SNGIcons for a while? (you won't see these screenshot on their website...). Obviously playing well out of his depth and skill level...a common trait amongst people who overrate their own abilities.

NOTE: Jon Little has PAID Sharkscope not to show his results as they are so AWFUL! (that's true)

#1 Stalker: GAME TIME!

Sunday Million:

Notable players: (7212 players, bubble at 1080)

Me (of course)
adanthar (1087)
Annette15
BeL0WaBOVe (484) - $450
betgo (3819)
Bill Ivey (5826)
ComeOnPhish (2927)
iMsoLucky0 (4369)
J9 of clubs (2847)
Jcardshark (3296)
JohnnyBax (902) - $300
McShove (1229)
mlagoo (1953)
mrrain (2553)
MrSmokey1 (2468)
Octavian_C (2574)
Rizen (1441)
shaniac
shaundeeb (1561)
sheets (2704)
spacegravy (2560)
strassa2 (4759)
THAY3R (4399)
The Grinder (6618)
THE__D__RY (2931)

NO "ICON" MADE THE MONEY!!!!!!

Here's how they went out...(push-fold poker as usual).

Jonathan "The Donk" Little tried re-raising/pushing with 8-high against the tightest player at the table. He lost.


















Then he tried it AGAIN against the same player!!!!


















McShove overplaying A4 LOL:

jizbiz: Good Month

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080830014449912

This guys a real idiot. He has no "grand plan", which means he'll good busto sooner or later. A few months ago his goal was $35k a month (haha - yeah right) from SNGs, now it's $10k. He's jumped around from Stars, to Party, to Tilt, and to Stars again. He finds "soft" games - then proceeds to tell everyone about it, good players crush him, forcing him to move on again. He now wants to play MTTs as well as SNGs. He wanted to teach his brother poker and "show him how to win", but we heard nothing else from that, so I assume that was a disaster. I still think he quotes money in Australian dollars, basically halving what he claims to have won.

SNGIcons is becoming just a place where the bloggers post their results and nothing else. Free advice here losers - that route will lead to ZERO readers. Throw some results in now and then, but people don't want to read "I won $20k this month and haters are homos".

A GOOD business move would be to fire jizbiz, as he is by far the worst blogger on the site.

I leave you with a few comments that will surely be deleted, and they're kinda funny. Note jizbiz's dumb immature comeback...proving he has less than half a brain.

Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, August 30 2008 @ 05:53 PM MDT
your mother is a *censored* whore and I just dumped my load inside her ass.I hope you die in a grease fire.if not, i hope you get hit by a car or truck and get *censored*ed up good.so you shit in a bag and each thru a straw.*censored* you.

Authored by: jizbiz on Saturday, August 30 2008 @ 07:14 PM MDT
lol at you jealous factory workers with no qualifications whatsoever. is $20k half your annual wage?

Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, August 31 2008 @ 08:00 AM MDT
"ps haters are homos "yet you only seem to write for their benefit and no one elses.

*** STALKER ALERT ***

The Stalker WILL be playing in the PokerStars Sunday Million this week.

#1 Stalker: People are DUMB! (part 2)

This was a $1000+$30 limit holdem heads up game I played on PokerStars today. Note the levels and the pot sizes. This tool overplayed every single hand! In the end I was popping it with 5-high flush draws LOL. I have, of course, removed all references to the people...partly to protect my identity and partly to save this dude's blushes (and I want him all to myself for a while!). The game barely got into level 3 before I won, which I thought was just about impossible, even for a complete donkey.

Spacegravy refused to play me at limit because there's far more skill involved over the entire game. He can't just push every hand.

Enjoy the retardedness.

Yep, he 4-bet the entire way with 99:

Not sure what he was trying to hit here.:

Was ace high good for a bet on EVERY street? Hmmmm....

He actually 4-bet the turn and folded the river. Who knows what dumb hand he had!

Called for the flush and hit my kicker on the river...should I fold the river bet? Nahhh.. (not against this moron) ;-)

Yep, dude went to town on this hand thinking QJ was good. I took a screenshot of the turn because there was no way I thought he'd play to the river...I was wrong AND he 4-betted it! Pot ended up over 600...not bad for 20/40 blinds!

Yep, I knew 55 was good on THAT board!

I don't even remember what he had here...i think it was Q8. LOL.

PWND again...

Still level 2 (20/40) and somehow he popped a massive pot of over 500...oops!

And it's the end...what a DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The private life of "Icons"

FieryJustice: back in florida

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080825125235321

Eugh...that was a struggle to read. I almost died of boredom twice. Some people are jealous of Jon Little...this latest blog entry just confirmed that I would HATE his life. It's really really dull. I mean, slit-your-wrists boredom.

The only slightly entertaining things about FJ's blogs are his unintentional dumb spelling mistakes which makes him sound like a 5 year year old learning words for the first time. They are definitely -EV for his "image".

#1 Stalker: Screenshots the "Icons" DON'T want you to see

Continuing on the theme of posting pointless screenshots (as the "Icons" seem to like doing these days), lets see how some of their "best players" got on last night in the PokerStars Sunday Million...

We haven't heard much from Chip lately, and going by results like these, now we know why:

So what about their "superstar" player? Ooops...Spacegravy is starting to realise that MTTs are a whooooole different ballgame to SNGs. You can't just sit there and fold until the blinds go up then start pushing every other hand. You actually have to play real poker (i.e. flops), and unfortunately for him, he doesn't have that level of skill:

#1 Stalker: People are DUMB!

The title says it all. Since all the "Icons" can do these days is post pictures, because they suck at writing, here are some of mine. I donked around in a random $10 MTT hoping to get some good screenshots of retards - they didn't let me down! Of course, I have had to remove all references to my screen name and table/hand IDs (too many weirdos out there). Enjoy the retardedness of people...likely some of these people post comments here. These are all from a tourney I played today.

I raped this guys big blind relentlessly and he always folded preflop or on the flop, and I never had anything. Turns out this dude was over-shoving with KJ...a typical donkey hand (note the comment I was about to send):

I'm not sure what was going through this retard's head. He thought he could represent the flush (he smooth-called my flop bet). Turns out he had 73 with no spade:

I absolutely CRUSHED this tourney (like I usually do). Super donk-fest all game

Number 1 Stalker Fan

Just a shout out to my bro N1SF. He has been there from the beginning...a true blue hater. Someone I can count on to say it as it is. He has handed out the roastings to the retards and the morons more times than I can count. He is my wing man...a general in my army...and we are going to win this war. Keep up the good fight man and never give up.

All stalker fans salute you!

thenoodleman: How to run insanely good

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080819125659537#comments

How to think you are good at poker:

1. Pick a game you have no clue about

2. Call with utter trash hands, not knowing they are utter trash, needing a miracle

3. Hit that miracle

4. Post a blog on how good you are

(5. Get ass-raped in all subsequent games because you didn't hit any more miracles)

Would like to see more of these please...be creative. I will post the best one on their website under my name.

FieryJustice: getting ready for LA.

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080816002531287

Is there anything more that can be said about this retard that hasn't already been said? STILL has comments blocked...sure sign of a real loser. I give the other "Icons" crap, but at least they'll man-up and take it.

He hasn't played any live poker after getting absolutely CRUSHED at the WSOP (he never once got past Day 1 in 35 events). He would call it a "normal variance downswing"...I call it "this is how someone of your lack of talent SHOULD run".

Good to see this retard also runs as his skill level should dictate in cash games as he admits himself he got tooled in the 25/50 game. Back to grinding 1/2 for you loser...I couldn't think of anything worse...your life must be hell.

The donkey has gone redneck with the goldigger and the people responsible for his existence. Not sure how he managed to convince her to go camping...she probably got new shoes and a handbag out of it. I guess a cookout was all his parents could afford. I'm surprised BigJoke wasn't there. And WHO BRINGS A CAT CAMPING!!!!! You idiot. And you wonder why it was meowing in the car on a long journey???? Morons like you don't deserve pets. Because I feel sorry for the kitty, and to educate your dumb ass, read this: http://www.howtodothings.com/pets-animals/how-to-do-car-travel-with-cats