Sunday, 28 September 2008

stevem1267 is a HUGE toolbag

The title pretty much sums it up.

Saturday, 27 September 2008

Jon Little is scared to play me

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,grinding-a-little.html/Itemid,61/

"As for the stalker kid, I have left him numerous comments on his blog asking when we are going to play our hu match."

- This blatant lie is almost as bad as when he told everyone he played ALL his FullTilt games himself and never gave his account to anyone (shortly before he was fired for doing exactly that). I can assure all Stalker fans that I have NOT received ANY comments from Jon-a-donk for a while. The kid is simply avoiding me because he knows he'd get super-crushed heads up against me.

Friday, 26 September 2008

The intelligence of SNGIcons bloggers and readers

It has only been 1 week since the new crap site went live, and the new setup REALLY exposes the level of intelligence of the people posting there. Here are a few examples...

- Donk Little got his AIM "hacked"...pretty easy to do if the person you're hacking has the intelligence (and personality) of an old shoe.

- A braindead a-hole who asks one of the most ridiculous questions ever seen on a poker website..."Sorry if this is a dumb question but what does 7ptbb/100 represent".

- Some pointless brag post about winning money in an MTT (news flash...this is an SNG site).

- Some idiot who is makes ONE DOLLAR PER GAME (why bother, let alone posting about it) with NO RAKEBACK.

- Wickss, in usual "Icon" style, posting only when he wins money.

- An unfunny Bones post...which is basically the only reason he's still on the site, so bye bye.

- A moron posting sports picks on a poker site (hello? there is a whole world outside the USA!), which is even more retarded than posting MTT or cash game results.

- A REAL fish, who is apparently a new "instructor" on the site, who has obviously run well and thinks he's good. First lesson is "table selection". Not playing online at the weekend is simply the dumbest thing you can do if you play poker (semi)-professionally.

- The dumbest thread I have seen in a while, with some utter retard thinking he can go from 50k VPPs to Supernova Elite in THREE MONTHS! hahahahahaha

- The writer/administrator of the new site who can't seem to even use his own website correctly..."Cannot find the entry.The user has either change the permanent link or the content has not been published." (nudge: where's the link to the old site that you promised??)

EDIT: I have to add this one..another doozy from the site administrator..."willis j said: SGNIcons gogogogogogogogogogo" SGN Icons??? Can't even spell three letters...what a retard.
Source: http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,What-the-heck...I-might-as-well-blog-too.html/Itemid,61/

At least one smart thing was done...as instructed by THE STALKER...jizbiz is history, for:
1) Being a useless prick waste of a life, and
2) Being an anti-semitite and expressing his anti-semitic views

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

The new SNGIcons website


[ ] The new SNGIcons website looks great
[x] The "Icons" are still learning how to use it
[x] The "Icons" are computer illiterate
[ ] jizbiz is still a blogger after his anti-semitic remarks
[x] The website change was driven by the need to filter out comments from The Stalker's fanbase
[ ] SNGIcons will have more subscribers due to the new site
[ ] The new site will reduce moronic and biased brag graphs
[ ] The new site will reduce arrogant posts
[ ] The new site will teach the "Icons" that coinflips are a part of the game and we don't care how many they win or lose because statistically in the long run it will be even

Sunday, 21 September 2008

The 2+2 community agrees with me

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/sngicons-public-outing-anti-semitism-303012/

Let's see if SNGIcons allow jizbiz to return...would be a huge mistake in most people's opinions. Now is the perfect time to drop the dead wood with the new site.

Friday, 19 September 2008

jizbiz: i hate poker right now

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080918224739746

"getting jewed in sngs and mtts"

Is this acceptable terminology for a public website? Can someone in authority at SNGIcons.com please comment on this loser's lack of tact and total ignorancy? It is people like jizbiz who perpetuate hate towards minorities and makes the world a worse place to live in.

I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED.

Kick this idiot off the site otherwise all the "Icons" share his beliefs. Remember the last racist comment from a previous "Icon"? He was gone within a month...

So disgraceful. And others agree:

Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, September 19 2008 @ 06:42 AM MDT
you're a piece of shit anti-semitic *censored*head. either that or your just dumb as *censored*. you're definetly one of those two things.
and if sngicons dont ban you they can go *censored* themeslves too.

Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, September 19 2008 @ 06:24 AM MDT
Nice use of the term jewed
Grow up a little bit
I have not left any negative comments before but come on dude and I'm not even Jewish
I would be pretty mad if I was a subscribing member who was

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

"Im not one to do stupid heads up egofests, but I have found a game he just might take me up on. He claims limit hu is a great game of skill, and from what I can tell, he is down $10000 or so from sngs and mtts on stars. So, I will sit at 30/60 limit with $10,000, which should give us plenty of room to see who is actually the better player. If he beats me, he will be even for his life, if he loses, well, his parents will be out another $10,000. I will sit for the next 3 days while I am 20 tabling from around 1pm est til 7pm est. I also assume he will want to play much lower. Well, I dont play for napkins, so a $10,000 freezout is as low as I will go. He can either accept by sitting and playing or decline by running and hiding."

A couple of things to point out to this moron:

1. Assuming I am who he claims I am, he has no evidence to suggest if that is my normal account or an account borrowed from a friend.
2. He has no idea if I have any other accounts either on PokerStars or elsewhere, so does not have anywhere near my full range of results.
3. Assuming I have 1 account and is the one he suggests, Sharkscope and pokerdb only go back a couple of years, and I promise you I have been playing online and live for much longer than that.
4. He has no way of tracking my cash game results, and assuming I am the person he thinks I am, have proven to have played high limit NLHE with World Champions.

This all makes his statement "If he beats me, he will be even for his life" look kinda ridiculous now.

I'll play you at my game at your stakes. However there's one small problem. Although I have no doubt I could beat you blindfolded and both arms tied behind my back, you do have some acquaintances who are rather good at the game. Individually I would crush all of them, but against a consortium my edge would be reduced. And Jon, to be honest (Jon - honest!? lol), you are not really famous for playing as yourself online, now are you?

Limit Hold'em, $30/$60, $10,000 buy-in LIVE in Las Vegas before the Festa al Lago (I know you will be in town). Let's see who's "running and hiding" now.

YOUR MOVE CREEP.

Monday, 1 September 2008

#1 Stalker: Getting ready for the WSOPE!

  • Sept. 19: Event 1 £1,500 No-Limit Hold'em (three-day event with two Day 1's)
  • Sept. 22: Event 2 £2,500 H.O.R.S.E. (three-day event)
  • Sept. 24: Event 3 £5,000 Pot-Limit Omaha (three-day event)
  • Sept. 27: Event 4 £10,000 World Championship No-Limit Hold'em (five-day event with two Day 1's)

Last year's event was superb (although a bit cramped). Obviously none of the "Icons" played here (I doubt they even know where London is lol), and they are highly unlikely to play this year (uncultured morons). Actually, I remember Adam Junglen was there tooling around as usual, and he was an "Icon" at the time (and swiftly removed).

I play two WPT events before and after London. I'll be in Atlantic City for the Borgata Poker Open and then back to Vegas in mid-October for the Festa al Lago.

If I come across any "Icons" I'll be sure to post their retardedness here.

OK, a rare insight into the life of THE STALKER, just to make the morons (you know who you are) jealous of my lifestyle.

Note: There is a weirdo out there who "apparently" has obtained my personal details and has been trying to post it on this site for the last 2 weeks. Therefore I have had to moderate comments temporarily to filter out this loser. But fear not - all other comments will be posted! My fans mean a lot to me.

FieryJustice: the portrait of a railtard

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080831214111369

This guy is simply hilarious. Let me point out one thing before I start:

It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop, eh? Taking my screenshots and attaching the name of a losing player...real smart. I won't be baited. Needless to say the screen name he quotes is certainly not me...but nice try!

I think I definitely hit a nerve for Little Jon in my last 2 blogs. He self-admitted (like all the "Icons") reads my blog religiously, but I think I pushed him over tilt-mode. He's desperate now...I'm surprised it's taken them so long to find some way to "get back at me". LOL. His obsession with me is obvious. The so-called WPT Player of the year took time to give me a blog entry all of my own. I'm almost honored! No doubt he was still utterly tilted from busting out the Sunday Million and wanted to lash out at someone...so childish. I riled him enough over time to get a reaction - Mission Accomplished.

"he posted screenshots of my super standard repushes with 87s and JTo"...SUPER STANDARD!!?!?!? How is a re-push ever standard for most of your chips (he wasn't really shortstacked) with 8-high? OH, it was a suited connector, but it's still 8-high...and against the tightest player at the table!

Finally, he has the gall the challenge ME (where have we seen that before?) in a game that I would destroy him in (limit holdem heads up). I accept the challenge obviously, but just as obviously he will back out like Spacegravy did. The measure of a REAL loser: Having a public blog to try and boost your popularity, then disable all comments when it turns out everyone hates you for being a liar, a cheat and generally just a moron. This wouldn't be the first time Mr Little has lied about something, eh?

Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers kids!
Just to prove how easily this is done, here I have used MS Paint in 5 minutes to concoct an image of Jcardshark (I feel sorry for him so I'll make it look like a winning hand). Now I have zero artistic ability at all...but it ain't bad! Just imagine what you can do with decent software and some time on your hands...