So finally, even a dumb fuckhead like Jon Little has realised what we all did a year ago that SNGIcons.com is a DEAD site. Gone will be the daily douchebag "MLB Picks" that no one cares about. Gone also that perennial asswipe Bfizz11 who, in typical sngicons style, only ever blogs if he wins something (remember 5 blogs in a row and then nothing for 2 months - LOL!).
Since the death of sngicons is only a week away, you lucky haters have one final opportunity to post what they don't allow you to post on their site. I wanna see one last show of hate against these losers who like to make us think they actually win money at poker.
Here is a blog of mine from a year ago: http://sngiconstalker.blogspot.com/2008/08/spacegravy-have-confesion-to-make.html
"SNGIcons is DEAD...RIP SNGIcons." - SNGIcon's #1 Stalker, August 2008
Friday, 18 September 2009
Thursday, 4 June 2009
THE END...for now...
Hi all Stalker fans!
I have to admit, I haven't blogged that much in the last few weeks. The main reason for this is the standard of bloggers on the SNGIcons website. They are neither good players nor do they blog well. It has gone from interesting discussion topics and hand histories to "I won $xxx today and I will win $xxx this month" which no one cares about, especially as we all know some of these donks are on the extreme upside of variance and never talk about their losses.
Oh...the golden times of BigJoe, Wickss, Noodleman and Spacegravy are long past us. These were arrogant people and easy to rip apart and get a reaction from, AND they religiously read my blog. We had a good back and forth. It drove my creative juices and made this blog the internet phenom it has become. These new players, well, I couldn't care less what they do or say because I know they'll go busto sooner or later. Also they have no idea how to make a blog interesting, bad spelling and grammar doesn't help, and neither does BAAAAD discussion topics.
As for Jon Little...well since I challenged him IN PERSON in Vegas, and him declining, he hasn't mentioned me at all (he used to comment on my blog daily). Co-incidence?
Until the site gets some decent bloggers, or the old ones back, I'm going to put this blog on hold. I have some other poker-related business ventures in the making, directly responsible from this blog. You wouldn't believe how many poker websites and magazines have wanted to sign me up. I know how to make articles interesting, as well as having first hand experience with most of the top pros.
As for SNGIcons.com, I hope they re-examine their business plan because I am 100% sure the site is in decline. They are probably too stubborn (or too cheap) to follow my suggestions, but here goes anyway:
1. Sign up some decent players as instructos and bloggers. Get at least one named pro...otherwise Cardrunners and Poker XFactor will always pwn you.
2. Get new web developers and administrators...redesign the poor poor website to attract new customers.
3. Encourage discussions! The best way to do this is to allow limited access to non-members to interact with the trainers, as this will encourage them to join. The old website did this well as people could comment on the blogs. It is no co-incidence that this corresponded with their largest user base at the time.
4. Get TV time. Idea: Contact Poker After Dark for an "online instructors tourney" - 1/2 players from each poker training site. This will generate an enormous amount of exposure. The other sites have done this, SNGIcons.com have not.
So long and thanks for the fish...
I have to admit, I haven't blogged that much in the last few weeks. The main reason for this is the standard of bloggers on the SNGIcons website. They are neither good players nor do they blog well. It has gone from interesting discussion topics and hand histories to "I won $xxx today and I will win $xxx this month" which no one cares about, especially as we all know some of these donks are on the extreme upside of variance and never talk about their losses.
Oh...the golden times of BigJoe, Wickss, Noodleman and Spacegravy are long past us. These were arrogant people and easy to rip apart and get a reaction from, AND they religiously read my blog. We had a good back and forth. It drove my creative juices and made this blog the internet phenom it has become. These new players, well, I couldn't care less what they do or say because I know they'll go busto sooner or later. Also they have no idea how to make a blog interesting, bad spelling and grammar doesn't help, and neither does BAAAAD discussion topics.
As for Jon Little...well since I challenged him IN PERSON in Vegas, and him declining, he hasn't mentioned me at all (he used to comment on my blog daily). Co-incidence?
Until the site gets some decent bloggers, or the old ones back, I'm going to put this blog on hold. I have some other poker-related business ventures in the making, directly responsible from this blog. You wouldn't believe how many poker websites and magazines have wanted to sign me up. I know how to make articles interesting, as well as having first hand experience with most of the top pros.
As for SNGIcons.com, I hope they re-examine their business plan because I am 100% sure the site is in decline. They are probably too stubborn (or too cheap) to follow my suggestions, but here goes anyway:
1. Sign up some decent players as instructos and bloggers. Get at least one named pro...otherwise Cardrunners and Poker XFactor will always pwn you.
2. Get new web developers and administrators...redesign the poor poor website to attract new customers.
3. Encourage discussions! The best way to do this is to allow limited access to non-members to interact with the trainers, as this will encourage them to join. The old website did this well as people could comment on the blogs. It is no co-incidence that this corresponded with their largest user base at the time.
4. Get TV time. Idea: Contact Poker After Dark for an "online instructors tourney" - 1/2 players from each poker training site. This will generate an enormous amount of exposure. The other sites have done this, SNGIcons.com have not.
So long and thanks for the fish...
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
day 4
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,day-4.html/Itemid,61/
"had another good day, and put in almost 150 games today. I was 16 tabling most of the time, but not all day. I am planning to do the same thing 2moro and am hoping for my fifth 1k+ day in a row, i'll let you guys know how it goes."
- WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SMALL WINS!!!! NO DOUBT VARIANCE WILL EVEN OUT AND YOU WILL START LOSING AGAIN!!! THEN WILL YOU HAVE 4 STRAIGHT BLOGS OF LOSING MONEY??? OF COURSE YOU WON'T DO THAT SO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE AND START WRITING SOME NON-DULL BLOGS!!! THAT'S IF YOU CAN!!! BYE DUFUS!!!
"had another good day, and put in almost 150 games today. I was 16 tabling most of the time, but not all day. I am planning to do the same thing 2moro and am hoping for my fifth 1k+ day in a row, i'll let you guys know how it goes."
- WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SMALL WINS!!!! NO DOUBT VARIANCE WILL EVEN OUT AND YOU WILL START LOSING AGAIN!!! THEN WILL YOU HAVE 4 STRAIGHT BLOGS OF LOSING MONEY??? OF COURSE YOU WON'T DO THAT SO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE AND START WRITING SOME NON-DULL BLOGS!!! THAT'S IF YOU CAN!!! BYE DUFUS!!!
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Don't you just love it when...
...you hear NOTHING from a guy for MONTHS and then upside variance comes to play and they win a tournament and suddenly they are the claiming to be the best player in the world. I'll give odds of 3/1 that JDayton is DOWN money over the last 6 months.
No doubt we'll hear nothing from this donk for at least the next 6 months as he goes back to the normality of getting creamed daily.
No doubt we'll hear nothing from this donk for at least the next 6 months as he goes back to the normality of getting creamed daily.
Friday, 8 May 2009
Quote of the Day
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Grinding-away.html/Itemid,61/
"After my time is done in sngs i wanna migrate to highstakes cash."
- TMoney0209
This donk is a Tom Dwan wannabe. He watches the guy play a few hands aggressively on TV and thinks he can do it. No way Jose! Stick to your $2 SNGs...you're not cut out for a highrollers life.
EDIT: Looks like this has caused some controversy. Even members of their own site think it stinks...
"GL man in poker and with wherever you do videos. I hope you can work out something with this place. I can't say I will be here forever either to be honest when some sites are putting out 3x the volume of videos per month being very similar content and charging less while listening to their members better then here I'm afraid to say. I know pros and admin here probably don't want to hear that but I'm just speaking the truth. "
"After my time is done in sngs i wanna migrate to highstakes cash."
- TMoney0209
This donk is a Tom Dwan wannabe. He watches the guy play a few hands aggressively on TV and thinks he can do it. No way Jose! Stick to your $2 SNGs...you're not cut out for a highrollers life.
EDIT: Looks like this has caused some controversy. Even members of their own site think it stinks...
"GL man in poker and with wherever you do videos. I hope you can work out something with this place. I can't say I will be here forever either to be honest when some sites are putting out 3x the volume of videos per month being very similar content and charging less while listening to their members better then here I'm afraid to say. I know pros and admin here probably don't want to hear that but I'm just speaking the truth. "
Monday, 4 May 2009
Can someone please kill peyrolas2 ?
Why would anyone want to play a game they have no understanding of, complain about losing $30-$40 and putting them on the cusp of bankrupcy, as well as risking their marriage?
Someone put this donkey out of his misery!
Someone put this donkey out of his misery!
Thursday, 16 April 2009
A day in the live of Jcardshark
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,A-day-in-the-live-of-Jcardshark.html/Itemid,61/
It's LIFE, jackass...LIFE!!! And what a boring one it is...
Idiot can't even spell.
EDIT: http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,97000-going-into-day-2-of-WPT-main-event.html/Itemid,61/#comments
Here's another example of how dumb he is: "...me in the 3 seat and Erik Seidel in the 3 seat."
After which someone makes a joke: "Must have been akward having Eric Seidel in your lap. "
Which goes COMPLETELY over his head: "Erik and I are friendly, as I am with basically all tournament pros."
LOL...priceless!
It's LIFE, jackass...LIFE!!! And what a boring one it is...
Idiot can't even spell.
EDIT: http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,97000-going-into-day-2-of-WPT-main-event.html/Itemid,61/#comments
Here's another example of how dumb he is: "...me in the 3 seat and Erik Seidel in the 3 seat."
After which someone makes a joke: "Must have been akward having Eric Seidel in your lap. "
Which goes COMPLETELY over his head: "Erik and I are friendly, as I am with basically all tournament pros."
LOL...priceless!
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Bfizz is definitely homosexual
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Fast-lane-slow-lane.html/Itemid,61/
This guy sounds like a 14 year old. Wow, what a big man going DRINKING with his buddies! So rebellious dude! That make-believe "I almost got into a fight" story was pretty funny too. Your lame ass would squirt six shits and run a mile before you even got close to a fist fight. I guess this is what happens when you're getting wrecked at the tables continuously, invent stories to make you sound like the big man. Not to mention still living in his parent's basement (by his own admission).
Life tip: Go to college and get an education, get a normal job, grow some balls, stop relying on your parents, and get your self-respect back, before you can even THINK about maturing into a fully fledged adult.
As for poker, it still amazes me when people are so pleased with themselves for winning 2 or 3 tournaments in a day. In a decent sample size this is INEVITABLE, even for the worst donk in the world! Same as when people continuously complain about bad beats...THIS WILL HAPPEN FOLKS! Aces don't hold up every time you have them, that's why they are not 100% preflop! Idiots who don't understand these super-standard concepts have no future playing the game. Unfortunately, SNGIcons has too many of these players as bloggers.
ROASTED
This guy sounds like a 14 year old. Wow, what a big man going DRINKING with his buddies! So rebellious dude! That make-believe "I almost got into a fight" story was pretty funny too. Your lame ass would squirt six shits and run a mile before you even got close to a fist fight. I guess this is what happens when you're getting wrecked at the tables continuously, invent stories to make you sound like the big man. Not to mention still living in his parent's basement (by his own admission).
Life tip: Go to college and get an education, get a normal job, grow some balls, stop relying on your parents, and get your self-respect back, before you can even THINK about maturing into a fully fledged adult.
As for poker, it still amazes me when people are so pleased with themselves for winning 2 or 3 tournaments in a day. In a decent sample size this is INEVITABLE, even for the worst donk in the world! Same as when people continuously complain about bad beats...THIS WILL HAPPEN FOLKS! Aces don't hold up every time you have them, that's why they are not 100% preflop! Idiots who don't understand these super-standard concepts have no future playing the game. Unfortunately, SNGIcons has too many of these players as bloggers.
ROASTED
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Did anyone see the Foxwoods WPT?
More proof that any donk can misplay hands, make awful reads, and run like God.
And that's coming from Mike Sexton and Vince van Patten!
Watching the heads up, if it was a boxing match Little's team would've thrown in the towel long ago. Jaffe shows how you play a bad player. A3 < K8, 88 < K5...it took a setup hand to finally end it. Again, this is not me "making things up"...anyone can watch this (i.e. how to play bad poker by Jon Little).
And this is supposed to be the "Icons" best player!? LOL
Notice at the end Mike and the team DO NOT congratulate Jon with a glass of champagne like he usually does, purely because he has no respect either for his game or his poker morals.
And that's coming from Mike Sexton and Vince van Patten!
Watching the heads up, if it was a boxing match Little's team would've thrown in the towel long ago. Jaffe shows how you play a bad player. A3 < K8, 88 < K5...it took a setup hand to finally end it. Again, this is not me "making things up"...anyone can watch this (i.e. how to play bad poker by Jon Little).
And this is supposed to be the "Icons" best player!? LOL
Notice at the end Mike and the team DO NOT congratulate Jon with a glass of champagne like he usually does, purely because he has no respect either for his game or his poker morals.
Saturday, 4 April 2009
Back from my BALLA holiday!
Sorry for the gay "Icons" speak, couldn't help myself ;-)
I see they have done absolutely nothing while I was away...well, no surprise there. More retard new joiners who can barely even speak English. Drinking whiskey while playing, and then wondering why you're losing? Dumb fuuuucks!!!!!!!!!!!
Swoooooosh this you DINKS!
Me
I see they have done absolutely nothing while I was away...well, no surprise there. More retard new joiners who can barely even speak English. Drinking whiskey while playing, and then wondering why you're losing? Dumb fuuuucks!!!!!!!!!!!
Swoooooosh this you DINKS!
Me
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Off to Egypt
I have a luxury holiday to Egypt for the next 2 1/2 weeks so I won't be around to blog. Nile cruise...Red Sea beaches...the works. In order to control the chaos in my absence I have put comment moderation on so things don't get out of hand. I'm sure I won't miss much on the SNGIcons boards...getting kinda tired hearing about how "awesome" Jon Little is but "always" gets unlucky. And the others are hardly worth mentioning anymore. Hopefully the site owners can get some half-decent poker players signed up soon.
I'll see all you jealous haters again in April.
I'll see all you jealous haters again in April.
Saturday, 14 March 2009
Another reason why the SNGIcons website is horrible
...it can't even handle simple characters in the address line!
The latest blog from Jon Little is linked here:
and gives this very useful error message:
Great...and I SOOOOOOO wanted to read about how crap life is for this loser! ;-)
Obviously the site has been developed by idiots who have no concept of how to write a website. There's this little thing called "URLEncoding" which handles all simple characters, you know, like a + sign! So the addess should be this:
and you can get to read all the "interesting" news from this loser's life. Personally I only read this garbage to make myself better at how GOOD my life is, and remind me that even my most boring days are 10000000x better then this dumbass's.
So you have a combination of baaaaad website developers, boring bloggers and losing the only reason to ever join this site (Spacegravy vids)...no wonder this site is going down the pan.
EDIT: Now the blog page doesn't work at all!!!! Good going guys!
Thursday, 12 March 2009
bfizz
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,bfizzs-new-badass-blog-entry-1.html/Itemid,61/
OK, let's discuss this imbecile. For a start it's obvious he completely overrates himself, so he's doing well copying the "Icons" on that score. I have the sneeking suspicion that the reason why he couldn't make it as a firefighter and has to resort to grinding small stakes SNGs is because he's a fat ass who couldn't pass the training. There is absolutely no doubt this kid will make a few blogs, loss his ass at poker, finally get asked to leave the mansion for embarrassing EVEN them, and never heard of again.
He seems to be a loser at everything he tries to do. Time will show I am right.
This tool should be honored I even bothered to blog about him.
Oh, and kid, one thing you should learn...writing "holla" at the end of your blog is about the uncoolest, un-balla-est thing you can do. You will come off as a complete moron, which probably is justified anyway.
Comments, people?
OK, let's discuss this imbecile. For a start it's obvious he completely overrates himself, so he's doing well copying the "Icons" on that score. I have the sneeking suspicion that the reason why he couldn't make it as a firefighter and has to resort to grinding small stakes SNGs is because he's a fat ass who couldn't pass the training. There is absolutely no doubt this kid will make a few blogs, loss his ass at poker, finally get asked to leave the mansion for embarrassing EVEN them, and never heard of again.
He seems to be a loser at everything he tries to do. Time will show I am right.
This tool should be honored I even bothered to blog about him.
Oh, and kid, one thing you should learn...writing "holla" at the end of your blog is about the uncoolest, un-balla-est thing you can do. You will come off as a complete moron, which probably is justified anyway.
Comments, people?
Monday, 9 March 2009
Jon Little can't fold 2-pair...discuss
Serious leak in his game to be honest. The great players, like Doyle Brunson, are good enough to fold TRIPS and be correct to do so due to a great read.
Little got most of his chips in on a AxQJx board with AJ. Nevermind that Huck Seed had aces, he could have had a LOT of hands which crushes 2-pair there. Little tries to justify his awful call by saying "he also re-raised me on the first hand...". Seed is usually pretty solid in these types of tournaments, which makes the call that much worse.
Some people will disagree with me, well, just because it's me. But if a person with a good knowledge of the game and situation really analyses this hand, it is a clear clear FOLD.
Little got most of his chips in on a AxQJx board with AJ. Nevermind that Huck Seed had aces, he could have had a LOT of hands which crushes 2-pair there. Little tries to justify his awful call by saying "he also re-raised me on the first hand...". Seed is usually pretty solid in these types of tournaments, which makes the call that much worse.
Some people will disagree with me, well, just because it's me. But if a person with a good knowledge of the game and situation really analyses this hand, it is a clear clear FOLD.
Sunday, 1 March 2009
j0hndayt0n
For some reason, this guy just plain annoys me. He adds absolutely no value to the website, as shown by his latest "blog entry" - which simply consists of a screenshot and no text. Come on, English isn't that difficult a language to grasp! What's the point? It looks distinctly like he's trying to justify his status on SNGIcons.com, his reason for being. It's not working. Everyone wins tournaments at some point in their life.
Well, after all, his previous MTT win was on the 24th November, so I guess he was desperate to post some kind of win. I doubt this even comes close to covering his losses of the last few months.
See you in June for your next pointless blog entry, donkey!
Well, after all, his previous MTT win was on the 24th November, so I guess he was desperate to post some kind of win. I doubt this even comes close to covering his losses of the last few months.
See you in June for your next pointless blog entry, donkey!
Sunday, 22 February 2009
Official Spacegravy/BigJoe discussion thread
This has generated a lot of attention. Post links, quotes and personal thoughts here.
The "Icons" are at war...this was inevitable. When big egos clash there's always a fight. Personally, I don't think BigJoke likes not being the best "Icon" and that's why he's returned to "prove" himself. Also, getting rid of Gravy is horrible business, as the majority of their subscribers joined just to access his videos (not that there were many).
Look for SNGIcons.com to go into administration within the next 2-3 months.
Start flaming!
The "Icons" are at war...this was inevitable. When big egos clash there's always a fight. Personally, I don't think BigJoke likes not being the best "Icon" and that's why he's returned to "prove" himself. Also, getting rid of Gravy is horrible business, as the majority of their subscribers joined just to access his videos (not that there were many).
Look for SNGIcons.com to go into administration within the next 2-3 months.
Start flaming!
Thursday, 19 February 2009
16T Grinder looking for a training partner
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,16T-Grinder-looking-for-a-training-partner.html/Itemid,61/
Here's what the SNGIcons site has become...some posting by a dumbass with LESS THAN $1 PROFIT PER GAME.
Let's see what he wrote and maybe we can find some clues as to why this chump isn't making a fortune through poker...
"I am happy with my results but I still feel there are leaks in my game,"
- Really, you think you have leaks? FUCKING EVERYONE HAS LEAKS YOU MORON!!!! No one plays perfect poker all the time. This is not starting off well.
"and I think I have a tendency to be results oriented which causes me to struggle with my confidence while running badly."
- Simple answer - don't be results oriented.
"I have learned a lot from reading and watching videos and of course playing"
- You THINK you have learned a lot. Unless you mean, you learned the rules of the game and what hand beats what?
"but I keep hearing how helpful it can be to have a friend to discuss hands and strategies with,"
- No shit.
"and since none of my friends are interested in poker"
- Come on, tell the truth...you have no friends at all!
"I thought I might be able to find someone on sngicons."
- He's gay and whats to move to the "mansion".
"I am looking for is someone who is at a similar stage of development in their game"
- Beginner level, then.
"who is keen on putting in some volume"
- wink, wink
"and willing to swap hand histories and discuss hands and their reasonings etc."
- The blind leading the blind. errrr...how do I play AK...?
It's people like this who have no clue about the game which makes poker so profitable for good players. I can't imagine anything worse in life than grinding thousands on SNGs for basically nothing. At least move up a few levels.
Here's what the SNGIcons site has become...some posting by a dumbass with LESS THAN $1 PROFIT PER GAME.
Let's see what he wrote and maybe we can find some clues as to why this chump isn't making a fortune through poker...
"I am happy with my results but I still feel there are leaks in my game,"
- Really, you think you have leaks? FUCKING EVERYONE HAS LEAKS YOU MORON!!!! No one plays perfect poker all the time. This is not starting off well.
"and I think I have a tendency to be results oriented which causes me to struggle with my confidence while running badly."
- Simple answer - don't be results oriented.
"I have learned a lot from reading and watching videos and of course playing"
- You THINK you have learned a lot. Unless you mean, you learned the rules of the game and what hand beats what?
"but I keep hearing how helpful it can be to have a friend to discuss hands and strategies with,"
- No shit.
"and since none of my friends are interested in poker"
- Come on, tell the truth...you have no friends at all!
"I thought I might be able to find someone on sngicons."
- He's gay and whats to move to the "mansion".
"I am looking for is someone who is at a similar stage of development in their game"
- Beginner level, then.
"who is keen on putting in some volume"
- wink, wink
"and willing to swap hand histories and discuss hands and their reasonings etc."
- The blind leading the blind. errrr...how do I play AK...?
It's people like this who have no clue about the game which makes poker so profitable for good players. I can't imagine anything worse in life than grinding thousands on SNGs for basically nothing. At least move up a few levels.
Friday, 30 January 2009
Wanted: New housemate and future poker star!
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Opening-in-house-and-coaching-opportunity.html/Itemid,61/
Local newspaper ad:
WANTED:
Unique opportunity! Male, 16-21, interested in poker, preferably homosexual, wanted for house share. Must enjoy threesomes with men. Must not post poker results if making a loss. Will answer to the name "Bitch" at all times. Call "Big Joe" on 512-GAY-POKR now!
Local newspaper ad:
WANTED:
Unique opportunity! Male, 16-21, interested in poker, preferably homosexual, wanted for house share. Must enjoy threesomes with men. Must not post poker results if making a loss. Will answer to the name "Bitch" at all times. Call "Big Joe" on 512-GAY-POKR now!
Monday, 26 January 2009
z32fanatic: lol Cake Poker
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/Itemid,61/
I "LOL'd" when I saw this. I can imagine Chip at home, getting pressured to write a blog entry. He's thinking "now's the time to post a stats blog entry!" So he's been killing the game for 46 games! Wooohooo!!! You can be 100000% sure he won't post after 1000 games, or any time really after he starts to lose money. Enjoy your *cough* 46 game streak coz history says it won't last with you. Also, gotta love the filters he applies. Anyone can filter results to make themselves look profitable. I wonder what his 2008 unfiltered results were...probably very ski-jump-ish. But obviously he'll never post anything negative, in case there are still retards out there who still think they can improve their game by signing up to this ridiculous website. And why oh why, if a poker site is "so profitable", do people tell everyone!? Just for the sake of a rare boast?
This quote said it all really, describing his trip to Vegas:
Also, welcome back to BigJoe. I see that his break from poker hasn't matured him at all...and I quote: "I just feel like I'm the best player in every sng I'm in"
I "LOL'd" when I saw this. I can imagine Chip at home, getting pressured to write a blog entry. He's thinking "now's the time to post a stats blog entry!" So he's been killing the game for 46 games! Wooohooo!!! You can be 100000% sure he won't post after 1000 games, or any time really after he starts to lose money. Enjoy your *cough* 46 game streak coz history says it won't last with you. Also, gotta love the filters he applies. Anyone can filter results to make themselves look profitable. I wonder what his 2008 unfiltered results were...probably very ski-jump-ish. But obviously he'll never post anything negative, in case there are still retards out there who still think they can improve their game by signing up to this ridiculous website. And why oh why, if a poker site is "so profitable", do people tell everyone!? Just for the sake of a rare boast?This quote said it all really, describing his trip to Vegas:
"I'm definitely not going to do any gambling or playing any poker while I'm there, so it'll be enjoyable." - translation: I'm sick of getting utterly outplayed by good players, it's embarrassing especially live. On the internet I can hide my fishiness.
Also, welcome back to BigJoe. I see that his break from poker hasn't matured him at all...and I quote: "I just feel like I'm the best player in every sng I'm in"
pfffftttt!
Thursday, 22 January 2009
A day in the life of darinvg
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,A-day-in-the-life-of-darinvg.html/Itemid,61/
Just reading this makes me feel depressed. What a horrible way to live! Minimal human contact, rarely leaving the house. Spending 10+ hours in front of a computer monitor continuously. Most (normal) people's worst nightmare! No doubt his girl(boy?)friend is not a stunner...stunners have a host of friends and want to go out and have fun. And the whole gym thing? January fever, man. He'll be done with it by early March.
My advice...go get a real job. I'm sure you have some kind of skill that could integrate you into the human race. In 5 years time, if all you've done is play poker, no employer will ever touch you. You'll be tagged a lazy bum, which is what you probably are anyway.
Just reading this makes me feel depressed. What a horrible way to live! Minimal human contact, rarely leaving the house. Spending 10+ hours in front of a computer monitor continuously. Most (normal) people's worst nightmare! No doubt his girl(boy?)friend is not a stunner...stunners have a host of friends and want to go out and have fun. And the whole gym thing? January fever, man. He'll be done with it by early March.
My advice...go get a real job. I'm sure you have some kind of skill that could integrate you into the human race. In 5 years time, if all you've done is play poker, no employer will ever touch you. You'll be tagged a lazy bum, which is what you probably are anyway.
Monday, 5 January 2009
New Year Resolutions
So lets take a look at some of the new year resolutions posted in the "Icons" website recently...
- Depops
2009 goals: This guy "started making serious money in December 2008", and his goal is to be " the top winner for full-ring SNGs on SharkScope" and reach Supernova Elite. His life goals for the year are to buy a new car, move in to a nice house and fill it with nice furniture and appliances, and meet a beautiful and intelligent girl who respects his profession.
2009 reality: This guy will be broke by April. He utterly overestimates his ability based on one upswing month. He doesn't realise that the DONs will stop being a profitable source if winnings once the initial hype of these games has died down (it's starting to now). His next blog entry was crying about dropping 50BI...sounds more like a correction from his upswing. He needs solid consistent results over at least 2 YEARS before he can even start dreaming of being the best in the world. This douchebag completely does not understand that full-ring SNGs are far different from DONs. Chances of reaching Supernova Elite - 0%. Chances of reaching Supernova - 0%. Life goals prediction will be a second-hand bicycle, still living in his trailer with a hand-me-down 1970's couch, living with a guy called Bob. Chances of sex in 2009 - 5% (taking into consideration the chance of another upswing so he can pay for a street ho - he certainly respects HER profession!).
2009 should-have goal: Understand poker better before trying to write about it and making completely unrealistic goals.
- gohome2mama
2009 goals: He's looking to double his results, make supernova by the end of May, reach the 60's by the end of the year, and becoming a poker coach.
2009 reality: This moron made $26k in all poker (his ONLY source of income), including rakeback and bonuses...and thinks it's good. It's barely minimum wage. $2k a month to live on? No thanks. No wonder he's only ever had "horrible" jobs. Someone even said they were envious of him, which shows how far down the drain the SNGIcons website has gone. Chances of him doubling his profits - 1% (well, even an utter donkey can have a good tournament year, look at Jon Little). Chance of making Supernova (playing the - lol - 24s) by May - 0%. Chances of making Supernova by the end of the year - 0%. Chances of playing the 60s by the end of the year - 100%, heck he'll probably try them by the middle of the year whatever his results in the 24s! That's what fish do...they reach far beyond themselves and their ego won't tell him to lower their standards, so they lose. Chances of becoming a poker coach - 100% as I'm sure there are some people out there who actually believe he comes up with the things he writes, not knowing he is just spewing up known theory figured out years ago. Chances of becoming a successful poker coach - 0% (no way, just no way). Chances of making friends in the real world - 5% (I'm sure there are other pig-like ChiMo's out there who do nothing than think they are great poker players).
2009 should-be goal: Stop being an utter toolcase.
- Depops
2009 goals: This guy "started making serious money in December 2008", and his goal is to be " the top winner for full-ring SNGs on SharkScope" and reach Supernova Elite. His life goals for the year are to buy a new car, move in to a nice house and fill it with nice furniture and appliances, and meet a beautiful and intelligent girl who respects his profession.
2009 reality: This guy will be broke by April. He utterly overestimates his ability based on one upswing month. He doesn't realise that the DONs will stop being a profitable source if winnings once the initial hype of these games has died down (it's starting to now). His next blog entry was crying about dropping 50BI...sounds more like a correction from his upswing. He needs solid consistent results over at least 2 YEARS before he can even start dreaming of being the best in the world. This douchebag completely does not understand that full-ring SNGs are far different from DONs. Chances of reaching Supernova Elite - 0%. Chances of reaching Supernova - 0%. Life goals prediction will be a second-hand bicycle, still living in his trailer with a hand-me-down 1970's couch, living with a guy called Bob. Chances of sex in 2009 - 5% (taking into consideration the chance of another upswing so he can pay for a street ho - he certainly respects HER profession!).
2009 should-have goal: Understand poker better before trying to write about it and making completely unrealistic goals.
- gohome2mama
2009 goals: He's looking to double his results, make supernova by the end of May, reach the 60's by the end of the year, and becoming a poker coach.
2009 reality: This moron made $26k in all poker (his ONLY source of income), including rakeback and bonuses...and thinks it's good. It's barely minimum wage. $2k a month to live on? No thanks. No wonder he's only ever had "horrible" jobs. Someone even said they were envious of him, which shows how far down the drain the SNGIcons website has gone. Chances of him doubling his profits - 1% (well, even an utter donkey can have a good tournament year, look at Jon Little). Chance of making Supernova (playing the - lol - 24s) by May - 0%. Chances of making Supernova by the end of the year - 0%. Chances of playing the 60s by the end of the year - 100%, heck he'll probably try them by the middle of the year whatever his results in the 24s! That's what fish do...they reach far beyond themselves and their ego won't tell him to lower their standards, so they lose. Chances of becoming a poker coach - 100% as I'm sure there are some people out there who actually believe he comes up with the things he writes, not knowing he is just spewing up known theory figured out years ago. Chances of becoming a successful poker coach - 0% (no way, just no way). Chances of making friends in the real world - 5% (I'm sure there are other pig-like ChiMo's out there who do nothing than think they are great poker players).
2009 should-be goal: Stop being an utter toolcase.
Thursday, 1 January 2009
Happy New Year
Happy New Year to all my fans out there, even the retards.
I'll be making a blog about all the crazy and unrealistic goals the bloggers on SNGIcons seem to want to make. I've already seen a few (I will be rated #1 at poker, I will make 200k, the usual blah blah from idiots).
Stay tuned!
I'll be making a blog about all the crazy and unrealistic goals the bloggers on SNGIcons seem to want to make. I've already seen a few (I will be rated #1 at poker, I will make 200k, the usual blah blah from idiots).
Stay tuned!
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