jizbiz: 2nd in turbo fiddy

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080730015006845

This loser deserves a lot of hate. First he announces in his last blog entry entitled "This month should be interesting..." (2 months ago) that he's going to be super-grinding the rediculously easy $33 SNGs. Then he has the audacity to tell us he'll keep on updating regularly on results!

Here's why he hasn't:

You sure proved your skills to your brother!! What a moron.

He must have lost a few braincells after getting beaten up by monkeys (lol) and "riding" an elephant. I'm not sure why chumps like jizbiz even attend university. He's clearly retarded and doesn't have much hope in life. At least it's saving him money. I honestly believe jizbiz thinks he can make $300k a year if he had no "distractions". What a joke. This loser wouldn't last a year as a pro. He's gone from Stars, to Party, to FullTilt and now back to Stars in the space of 2 months as he's getting KILLED. I'm sure jizbiz wakes up every morning feeling like he's been ass-f*^k'd by that elephant again.

He can't even explain his wins properly (btw this is the first MTT cash he has ever posted...lol). A $5 investment? You paid $55 to enter the tourney you fool. That was your investment. Getting a bounty just slightly increases your winnings. Duh!

Shout out to my boy N1SF...keep the hate flowing bro:

Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, July 30 2008 @ 09:41 AM MDT
2nd is the 1st loser

N1SF

bigjoe2003: The Black Knight

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080721185610968#comments

If anyone had any doubt on how dumb BigJoke is, please read his latest blog entry and see below.

Pretty funny response

So BigJoke wants to fight someone...well he's got more than he bargained for...no way he takes this up.

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080717132328863#comments

Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, July 19 2008 @ 06:23 PM MDT
......I'm 6'2" 240lbs 48 years old 9 years of "state training" yes,prison. And Ive continued that training regime for the past 8 years. ... Be happy to with no gloves, I'll even wear one eye patch.....Or spot him 1 free head punch...Finances no issue Ive been very successful legimately. ..... My son put me up to this. I really enjoy following your blogs and have much respect for you all here. I enjoy poker and a good fight know and then and if I can pu an extra 50/60k fighting,great....Remember, "It aint the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of fight in the dog".....If you fight like you play poker, you've got a great chance regardless of size. BUT, if we go to the mat, I will end it quickly, I promise... =) Take Care & God Bless, WOLF

Wickss79: I bought a new monitor and a n00b pwner

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080717134509786

OK Wickss, tell us who you stole your monitors from. You obviously didn't buy them yourself as you make no money. I'm just dying for that cup of juice/coffee to go flying over all the electrical equipment. That would teach him for stealing. He calls it a n00b pwner as he continuously gets pwned when using it. How gay.

The highlight of Wickss' year...travelling to Kentucky. What a balla.

Please lets get some hate going on this guy as he flew under the radar during the WSOP (probably because he knows he'll never have the $10k to play the ME).

Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, July 18 2008 @ 05:28 PM MDT
Wickss you play so bad its laughable. Your running waaaaay over your expectation this month theres no doubt about that. Ive played like 400 games with you this month and havent seen you lose when your a 4-1 dog yet. But it will all even out soon, you can count on that.

The "Icons" heard my call

Bones: Convo with bar slut

Retarded and unfunny. Oh look, you talk to women, haha. No one cares.

FieryJustice: on to day 2 of venetian 5k

More grumblings on how he gets outplayed. Do people really want to read this?

Z32fanatic: Reducing my number of consecutive games

A somewhat better blog (but then, anything is better than the trash we've been seeing recently). Chip has had a eureka moment that TAKING BREAKS in your sng sets makes you better than PLAYING 12 HOURS CONTINUOUSLY. Well done! Very astute.

The recent trend online is to smooth call with AA or KK hoping your opponent will commit their stack with semi-good hands. Obviously Chip hasn't been paying attention. Time to change your game (if you can...).

And don't let him convince you that calling off over half your stack with QJ (suited or not) to a re-raise is a good idea. Is this really the advice people PAY FOR?

Spacegravy: Update

"...so I can't do the 70k prop bet for the next month" Hmmm, sounds like a guy who wusses out on bets? Yep. I officially challenged this guy and he absolutely refuses to play me. I don't care what you people think, I could post the various emails here that I had and you still wouldn't believe me...but it's true. Spacegravy is scared to play The Stalker. No matter what he writes in his blog, actions speak louder loser.

Some comments from former fans of Spacegravy:

Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, July 14 2008 @ 11:38 PM MDT
yea thanks for the update on the Main Event too man. The people who staked you really appreciate you don't even give us an update on how you did/busted. Thanks.

Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15 2008 @ 12:16 AM MDT
obviously he did poorly and doesn't want to talk about it

Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15 2008 @ 11:00 AM MDT
well if he can talk about people staking him, he should have the respect to talk about how he lost. the last we knew he had made it through day 1. then what? it's just bulls.h.i.t and a lack of respect to the people who believed in him.

FieryJustice: busto at venetian

And the most retarded comment every goes to Jon Little...

"Too bad equity doesnt buy houses. "

LOL!!! He still thinks he's good after not getting past Day 1 in ANY of the WSOP events he played! YOUR equity doesn't buy houses because you have none...unless you include NEGATIVE equity.

#1 Stalker: Most hilarious blog ever

It's official...coz Curtains says so.

http://curtainspoker.livejournal.com/149000.html

#1 Stalker: Where have all the "Icons" gone?

Well, the WSOP hangover continues. After a disasterous (and costly) WSOP for the "Icons", they've been licking their wounds for a week. No blog updates, nothing. I'm sure that poker is the last thing on these idiot's minds. I would imagine a lot of them are questioning their "abilities". Any way you look at it, one final table (in Razz lol) between the lot of them for so-called "great players" is just ridiculous.

You can guarantee they won't be mentioning the WSOP again (once they've stopped sulking), it's a very touchy subject for them.

And as for the Spacegravy challenge - he backed out. Probably one of the reasons they've all stopped blogging, hoping this little humiliation will blow over. 1- 0 for the Stalker.

One picture says a thousand words

Spacegravy: I am the anti-robinhood of sng's

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080705181830492

Not a sign of accepting my challenge. Nice try trolls. Oh well, I tried to get something set up folks. They are too scared to play me. That should be obvious by now.

Challenging the "Icons"

Since I cannot post of the SNGIcons website directly, this will have to do.

Any "Icons" out there feeling lucky? The Stalker wants some action.

Let's hear it then...who wants a piece?

My prediction is none of them because they know their life would be hell when they lost to me.

I can't do any more than this!

z32fanatic: Such a bad day yesterday

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080630161328747


"I did so badly yesterday it's hard to put into words" - I can, in two very simple words...

YOU SUCK

And don't blame the setup, I thought you were better than that. If you're -EV away from home then don't play. The fact that you're breakeven at home makes it even more stupid if you think you play worse anywhere else.

NEWS JUST IN: McShove made a final table!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!! A $70!!! Expect a blog from him in the next 24 hours, guaranteed.

And don't name drop people you don't know.

z32: "Hi Max, I'm a big fan of your work!"
Max: "Thanks man, this shiny new bracelet looks soooo good on me."
z32 : (vomits in mouth...twice) "That's really cool, I wish I had one, but me and my friends are the unluckiest people in the world even though the fields at the WSOP are so soft and everyone is retarded."
Max: "Sorry, who are you?"
z32: "My name is Chip and I blog at SNGIcons.com"
Max: "What a dumbass name - never heard of the site."
z32: "Oh, and I just wrote that I knew you."
Max: "Go away punk and take your bad beat stories with you"
z32: "Can I at least have your autograph?"
Max: "OuttaMaFace dude"

Edit:
And in his next post he writes - "Today I played 150 or so $114s and broke even after being up 3k earlier in the day, which blows." Which is EXACTLY what he always does and the reason for that graph as his "Icon".