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Local newspaper ad:
WANTED:
Unique opportunity! Male, 16-21, interested in poker, preferably homosexual, wanted for house share. Must enjoy threesomes with men. Must not post poker results if making a loss. Will answer to the name "Bitch" at all times. Call "Big Joe" on 512-GAY-POKR now!
Friday, 30 January 2009
Monday, 26 January 2009
z32fanatic: lol Cake Poker
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I "LOL'd" when I saw this. I can imagine Chip at home, getting pressured to write a blog entry. He's thinking "now's the time to post a stats blog entry!" So he's been killing the game for 46 games! Wooohooo!!! You can be 100000% sure he won't post after 1000 games, or any time really after he starts to lose money. Enjoy your *cough* 46 game streak coz history says it won't last with you. Also, gotta love the filters he applies. Anyone can filter results to make themselves look profitable. I wonder what his 2008 unfiltered results were...probably very ski-jump-ish. But obviously he'll never post anything negative, in case there are still retards out there who still think they can improve their game by signing up to this ridiculous website. And why oh why, if a poker site is "so profitable", do people tell everyone!? Just for the sake of a rare boast?
This quote said it all really, describing his trip to Vegas:
Also, welcome back to BigJoe. I see that his break from poker hasn't matured him at all...and I quote: "I just feel like I'm the best player in every sng I'm in"
I "LOL'd" when I saw this. I can imagine Chip at home, getting pressured to write a blog entry. He's thinking "now's the time to post a stats blog entry!" So he's been killing the game for 46 games! Wooohooo!!! You can be 100000% sure he won't post after 1000 games, or any time really after he starts to lose money. Enjoy your *cough* 46 game streak coz history says it won't last with you. Also, gotta love the filters he applies. Anyone can filter results to make themselves look profitable. I wonder what his 2008 unfiltered results were...probably very ski-jump-ish. But obviously he'll never post anything negative, in case there are still retards out there who still think they can improve their game by signing up to this ridiculous website. And why oh why, if a poker site is "so profitable", do people tell everyone!? Just for the sake of a rare boast?This quote said it all really, describing his trip to Vegas:
"I'm definitely not going to do any gambling or playing any poker while I'm there, so it'll be enjoyable." - translation: I'm sick of getting utterly outplayed by good players, it's embarrassing especially live. On the internet I can hide my fishiness.
Also, welcome back to BigJoe. I see that his break from poker hasn't matured him at all...and I quote: "I just feel like I'm the best player in every sng I'm in"
pfffftttt!
Thursday, 22 January 2009
A day in the life of darinvg
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Just reading this makes me feel depressed. What a horrible way to live! Minimal human contact, rarely leaving the house. Spending 10+ hours in front of a computer monitor continuously. Most (normal) people's worst nightmare! No doubt his girl(boy?)friend is not a stunner...stunners have a host of friends and want to go out and have fun. And the whole gym thing? January fever, man. He'll be done with it by early March.
My advice...go get a real job. I'm sure you have some kind of skill that could integrate you into the human race. In 5 years time, if all you've done is play poker, no employer will ever touch you. You'll be tagged a lazy bum, which is what you probably are anyway.
Just reading this makes me feel depressed. What a horrible way to live! Minimal human contact, rarely leaving the house. Spending 10+ hours in front of a computer monitor continuously. Most (normal) people's worst nightmare! No doubt his girl(boy?)friend is not a stunner...stunners have a host of friends and want to go out and have fun. And the whole gym thing? January fever, man. He'll be done with it by early March.
My advice...go get a real job. I'm sure you have some kind of skill that could integrate you into the human race. In 5 years time, if all you've done is play poker, no employer will ever touch you. You'll be tagged a lazy bum, which is what you probably are anyway.
Monday, 5 January 2009
New Year Resolutions
So lets take a look at some of the new year resolutions posted in the "Icons" website recently...
- Depops
2009 goals: This guy "started making serious money in December 2008", and his goal is to be " the top winner for full-ring SNGs on SharkScope" and reach Supernova Elite. His life goals for the year are to buy a new car, move in to a nice house and fill it with nice furniture and appliances, and meet a beautiful and intelligent girl who respects his profession.
2009 reality: This guy will be broke by April. He utterly overestimates his ability based on one upswing month. He doesn't realise that the DONs will stop being a profitable source if winnings once the initial hype of these games has died down (it's starting to now). His next blog entry was crying about dropping 50BI...sounds more like a correction from his upswing. He needs solid consistent results over at least 2 YEARS before he can even start dreaming of being the best in the world. This douchebag completely does not understand that full-ring SNGs are far different from DONs. Chances of reaching Supernova Elite - 0%. Chances of reaching Supernova - 0%. Life goals prediction will be a second-hand bicycle, still living in his trailer with a hand-me-down 1970's couch, living with a guy called Bob. Chances of sex in 2009 - 5% (taking into consideration the chance of another upswing so he can pay for a street ho - he certainly respects HER profession!).
2009 should-have goal: Understand poker better before trying to write about it and making completely unrealistic goals.
- gohome2mama
2009 goals: He's looking to double his results, make supernova by the end of May, reach the 60's by the end of the year, and becoming a poker coach.
2009 reality: This moron made $26k in all poker (his ONLY source of income), including rakeback and bonuses...and thinks it's good. It's barely minimum wage. $2k a month to live on? No thanks. No wonder he's only ever had "horrible" jobs. Someone even said they were envious of him, which shows how far down the drain the SNGIcons website has gone. Chances of him doubling his profits - 1% (well, even an utter donkey can have a good tournament year, look at Jon Little). Chance of making Supernova (playing the - lol - 24s) by May - 0%. Chances of making Supernova by the end of the year - 0%. Chances of playing the 60s by the end of the year - 100%, heck he'll probably try them by the middle of the year whatever his results in the 24s! That's what fish do...they reach far beyond themselves and their ego won't tell him to lower their standards, so they lose. Chances of becoming a poker coach - 100% as I'm sure there are some people out there who actually believe he comes up with the things he writes, not knowing he is just spewing up known theory figured out years ago. Chances of becoming a successful poker coach - 0% (no way, just no way). Chances of making friends in the real world - 5% (I'm sure there are other pig-like ChiMo's out there who do nothing than think they are great poker players).
2009 should-be goal: Stop being an utter toolcase.
- Depops
2009 goals: This guy "started making serious money in December 2008", and his goal is to be " the top winner for full-ring SNGs on SharkScope" and reach Supernova Elite. His life goals for the year are to buy a new car, move in to a nice house and fill it with nice furniture and appliances, and meet a beautiful and intelligent girl who respects his profession.
2009 reality: This guy will be broke by April. He utterly overestimates his ability based on one upswing month. He doesn't realise that the DONs will stop being a profitable source if winnings once the initial hype of these games has died down (it's starting to now). His next blog entry was crying about dropping 50BI...sounds more like a correction from his upswing. He needs solid consistent results over at least 2 YEARS before he can even start dreaming of being the best in the world. This douchebag completely does not understand that full-ring SNGs are far different from DONs. Chances of reaching Supernova Elite - 0%. Chances of reaching Supernova - 0%. Life goals prediction will be a second-hand bicycle, still living in his trailer with a hand-me-down 1970's couch, living with a guy called Bob. Chances of sex in 2009 - 5% (taking into consideration the chance of another upswing so he can pay for a street ho - he certainly respects HER profession!).
2009 should-have goal: Understand poker better before trying to write about it and making completely unrealistic goals.
- gohome2mama
2009 goals: He's looking to double his results, make supernova by the end of May, reach the 60's by the end of the year, and becoming a poker coach.
2009 reality: This moron made $26k in all poker (his ONLY source of income), including rakeback and bonuses...and thinks it's good. It's barely minimum wage. $2k a month to live on? No thanks. No wonder he's only ever had "horrible" jobs. Someone even said they were envious of him, which shows how far down the drain the SNGIcons website has gone. Chances of him doubling his profits - 1% (well, even an utter donkey can have a good tournament year, look at Jon Little). Chance of making Supernova (playing the - lol - 24s) by May - 0%. Chances of making Supernova by the end of the year - 0%. Chances of playing the 60s by the end of the year - 100%, heck he'll probably try them by the middle of the year whatever his results in the 24s! That's what fish do...they reach far beyond themselves and their ego won't tell him to lower their standards, so they lose. Chances of becoming a poker coach - 100% as I'm sure there are some people out there who actually believe he comes up with the things he writes, not knowing he is just spewing up known theory figured out years ago. Chances of becoming a successful poker coach - 0% (no way, just no way). Chances of making friends in the real world - 5% (I'm sure there are other pig-like ChiMo's out there who do nothing than think they are great poker players).
2009 should-be goal: Stop being an utter toolcase.
Thursday, 1 January 2009
Happy New Year
Happy New Year to all my fans out there, even the retards.
I'll be making a blog about all the crazy and unrealistic goals the bloggers on SNGIcons seem to want to make. I've already seen a few (I will be rated #1 at poker, I will make 200k, the usual blah blah from idiots).
Stay tuned!
I'll be making a blog about all the crazy and unrealistic goals the bloggers on SNGIcons seem to want to make. I've already seen a few (I will be rated #1 at poker, I will make 200k, the usual blah blah from idiots).
Stay tuned!
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