http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,A-day-in-the-live-of-Jcardshark.html/Itemid,61/
It's LIFE, jackass...LIFE!!! And what a boring one it is...
Idiot can't even spell.
EDIT: http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,97000-going-into-day-2-of-WPT-main-event.html/Itemid,61/#comments
Here's another example of how dumb he is: "...me in the 3 seat and Erik Seidel in the 3 seat."
After which someone makes a joke: "Must have been akward having Eric Seidel in your lap. "
Which goes COMPLETELY over his head: "Erik and I are friendly, as I am with basically all tournament pros."
LOL...priceless!
Thursday, 16 April 2009
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Bfizz is definitely homosexual
http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Fast-lane-slow-lane.html/Itemid,61/
This guy sounds like a 14 year old. Wow, what a big man going DRINKING with his buddies! So rebellious dude! That make-believe "I almost got into a fight" story was pretty funny too. Your lame ass would squirt six shits and run a mile before you even got close to a fist fight. I guess this is what happens when you're getting wrecked at the tables continuously, invent stories to make you sound like the big man. Not to mention still living in his parent's basement (by his own admission).
Life tip: Go to college and get an education, get a normal job, grow some balls, stop relying on your parents, and get your self-respect back, before you can even THINK about maturing into a fully fledged adult.
As for poker, it still amazes me when people are so pleased with themselves for winning 2 or 3 tournaments in a day. In a decent sample size this is INEVITABLE, even for the worst donk in the world! Same as when people continuously complain about bad beats...THIS WILL HAPPEN FOLKS! Aces don't hold up every time you have them, that's why they are not 100% preflop! Idiots who don't understand these super-standard concepts have no future playing the game. Unfortunately, SNGIcons has too many of these players as bloggers.
ROASTED
This guy sounds like a 14 year old. Wow, what a big man going DRINKING with his buddies! So rebellious dude! That make-believe "I almost got into a fight" story was pretty funny too. Your lame ass would squirt six shits and run a mile before you even got close to a fist fight. I guess this is what happens when you're getting wrecked at the tables continuously, invent stories to make you sound like the big man. Not to mention still living in his parent's basement (by his own admission).
Life tip: Go to college and get an education, get a normal job, grow some balls, stop relying on your parents, and get your self-respect back, before you can even THINK about maturing into a fully fledged adult.
As for poker, it still amazes me when people are so pleased with themselves for winning 2 or 3 tournaments in a day. In a decent sample size this is INEVITABLE, even for the worst donk in the world! Same as when people continuously complain about bad beats...THIS WILL HAPPEN FOLKS! Aces don't hold up every time you have them, that's why they are not 100% preflop! Idiots who don't understand these super-standard concepts have no future playing the game. Unfortunately, SNGIcons has too many of these players as bloggers.
ROASTED
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Did anyone see the Foxwoods WPT?
More proof that any donk can misplay hands, make awful reads, and run like God.
And that's coming from Mike Sexton and Vince van Patten!
Watching the heads up, if it was a boxing match Little's team would've thrown in the towel long ago. Jaffe shows how you play a bad player. A3 < K8, 88 < K5...it took a setup hand to finally end it. Again, this is not me "making things up"...anyone can watch this (i.e. how to play bad poker by Jon Little).
And this is supposed to be the "Icons" best player!? LOL
Notice at the end Mike and the team DO NOT congratulate Jon with a glass of champagne like he usually does, purely because he has no respect either for his game or his poker morals.
And that's coming from Mike Sexton and Vince van Patten!
Watching the heads up, if it was a boxing match Little's team would've thrown in the towel long ago. Jaffe shows how you play a bad player. A3 < K8, 88 < K5...it took a setup hand to finally end it. Again, this is not me "making things up"...anyone can watch this (i.e. how to play bad poker by Jon Little).
And this is supposed to be the "Icons" best player!? LOL
Notice at the end Mike and the team DO NOT congratulate Jon with a glass of champagne like he usually does, purely because he has no respect either for his game or his poker morals.
Saturday, 4 April 2009
Back from my BALLA holiday!
Sorry for the gay "Icons" speak, couldn't help myself ;-)
I see they have done absolutely nothing while I was away...well, no surprise there. More retard new joiners who can barely even speak English. Drinking whiskey while playing, and then wondering why you're losing? Dumb fuuuucks!!!!!!!!!!!
Swoooooosh this you DINKS!
Me
I see they have done absolutely nothing while I was away...well, no surprise there. More retard new joiners who can barely even speak English. Drinking whiskey while playing, and then wondering why you're losing? Dumb fuuuucks!!!!!!!!!!!
Swoooooosh this you DINKS!
Me
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