The season of giving

So if you see an "Icon" at your table, go easy on them. They've had a pretty tough year in 2008. Like the banks, these "balla" players have been leaking money all year.

A fish is for life, not just for Christmas.

SNGIcons.com UPDATE

So what's been going on lately in the fish-stinking world of SNGIcons.com...?

1. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Shoving-calling-and-getting-better.html/Itemid,61/

Firstly, you have gohome2mama...one of those fantasy type players who think they are better than they really are. He seems to wants to put himself across as a "deep thinking" player...someone who should be respected. Unfortunately, he is just spewing up concepts that were figured out 5+ YEARS ago. Hell, he's probably just copying what people like me and Jman and ZeeJustin and Raptor etc etc (don't worry if you don't know these people...probably WAYYY before your time) were discussing on 2+2 back in 2003. Absolutely nothing new here...in fact he explains some basic concepts in a very childish way. Is he trying to make himself an instructor on the site??? LOL...that would be funny (and desperate for SNGIcons).

2. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Back-to-owning-souls.html/Itemid,61/

Then we have mc4chess. A wannabe BigJoe (damn, who wants to be him!?!?). He commits the ultimate crime for a poker blog: he writes 3 lines on how he won a poker tournament and how "great" he is. NO ONE CARES!!!! See ya in 6 months son for your next great accomplishment...whilst you're pissing all those winnings back to the poker community. Like they say, even a broken clock is right twice a day! This guy is one enormous tool.

3. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Time-to-study-possibly-.html/Itemid,61/

The blog that made me LOL the most this week must be this one from nevadarick. He wrote a while back that he can't beat the $1 games. That alone would make me want to kill myself...but he actually posts some stats!!! In nearly FIVE THOUSAND games he's won an amazing $345!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL...dude WHY???? What's the point? You obviously blow. You could have figured that out after 1000 games. This is as close to self-torture as I can imagine. What a miserable life...grinding $1 SNG's for a 4% ROI. My dinner last night cost more than all your lifetime winnings! Just amazes me how dumb people can be.

4. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Vegas-trip-report..html/Itemid,61/

OK, I actually enjoyed reading ramagosr's post here. This is what blogging should be about. Not brag posting a win every 6 months, not crying coz you suck at poker/life, not talking about sports/politics or anything else people know nothing about. A good description of a live game with a winning/lucky fish. Love it.

5. http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Coming-to-a-close.html/Itemid,61/

Reasons why I hate mc4chess, and I quote:

- "because most of my friends make so much less than me doing so much more"
- "Sometimes its hard to go to class with the sucess from poker "
- "I still have managed to own this first semester grade wise "
- "I'm the kind of person who doesn't want to work the normal 9-5"

Kid...one day you'll grow up and read your old blog entries and wince. It will cause you physical pain to realise what an immature douchebag you were. Well, I guess you're much more like BigJoe than I thought...

Reply to my last post

You retards...of COURSE I was joking...!! LOL Those of you who thought I was serious are seriously dumb...especially the guy who posted this message:

"Im setting the line on stalker's IQ at 82."

I mean, come on dude, you're criticizing my IQ when YOU'RE the one who actually believes it!? LOL...sorry, some people are so stupid it just makes me laugh so much.

So my intention was to see if people still read my blog religiously...and the answer was absolutely YES! Within a day, the 2+2 boards were on fire talking about whether I am suzzer, or how I couldn't possibly be him.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=7441030&postcount=187

Everyone had an opinion...suzzer himself got in on the act. Even two former "Icons" who were kicked off the site...Bones and Noodleman...added their 2c.

When the Stalker says something, the poker community listens. And that's the bottom line coz The Stalker said so!

EDIT: By the way, it was just pointed out to me the reason why Chip Ferguson (z32fanatic) has been quiet for a while...and the reason is the same as BigJoe's...HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are his stats over the last 3 months...down around $15,000. So he's gone from a break-even player to a GIANT FISH...love it! Karma bites dude, that's what you get for screwing over your fellow poker players aka The FullTilt Cheating Saga.

My true identity

OK, time to reveal who I am.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/members/42053/

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