Sunday, 31 August 2008

McShove

Wanna know why McShove hasn't posted on SNGIcons for a while? (you won't see these screenshot on their website...). Obviously playing well out of his depth and skill level...a common trait amongst people who overrate their own abilities.

NOTE: Jon Little has PAID Sharkscope not to show his results as they are so AWFUL! (that's true)


#1 Stalker: GAME TIME!

Sunday Million:

Notable players: (7212 players, bubble at 1080)

Me (of course)
adanthar (1087)
Annette15
BeL0WaBOVe (484) - $450
betgo (3819)
Bill Ivey (5826)
ComeOnPhish (2927)
iMsoLucky0 (4369)
J9 of clubs (2847)
Jcardshark (3296)
JohnnyBax (902) - $300
McShove (1229)
mlagoo (1953)
mrrain (2553)
MrSmokey1 (2468)
Octavian_C (2574)
Rizen (1441)
shaniac
shaundeeb (1561)
sheets (2704)
spacegravy (2560)
strassa2 (4759)
THAY3R (4399)
The Grinder (6618)
THE__D__RY (2931)

NO "ICON" MADE THE MONEY!!!!!!

Here's how they went out...(push-fold poker as usual).

Jonathan "The Donk" Little tried re-raising/pushing with 8-high against the tightest player at the table. He lost.


















Then he tried it AGAIN against the same player!!!!


















McShove overplaying A4 LOL:























jizbiz: Good Month

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080830014449912

This guys a real idiot. He has no "grand plan", which means he'll good busto sooner or later. A few months ago his goal was $35k a month (haha - yeah right) from SNGs, now it's $10k. He's jumped around from Stars, to Party, to Tilt, and to Stars again. He finds "soft" games - then proceeds to tell everyone about it, good players crush him, forcing him to move on again. He now wants to play MTTs as well as SNGs. He wanted to teach his brother poker and "show him how to win", but we heard nothing else from that, so I assume that was a disaster. I still think he quotes money in Australian dollars, basically halving what he claims to have won.

SNGIcons is becoming just a place where the bloggers post their results and nothing else. Free advice here losers - that route will lead to ZERO readers. Throw some results in now and then, but people don't want to read "I won $20k this month and haters are homos".

A GOOD business move would be to fire jizbiz, as he is by far the worst blogger on the site.

I leave you with a few comments that will surely be deleted, and they're kinda funny. Note jizbiz's dumb immature comeback...proving he has less than half a brain.

Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, August 30 2008 @ 05:53 PM MDT
your mother is a *censored* whore and I just dumped my load inside her ass.I hope you die in a grease fire.if not, i hope you get hit by a car or truck and get *censored*ed up good.so you shit in a bag and each thru a straw.*censored* you.

Authored by: jizbiz on Saturday, August 30 2008 @ 07:14 PM MDT
lol at you jealous factory workers with no qualifications whatsoever. is $20k half your annual wage?

Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, August 31 2008 @ 08:00 AM MDT
"ps haters are homos "yet you only seem to write for their benefit and no one elses.

Friday, 29 August 2008

*** STALKER ALERT ***

The Stalker WILL be playing in the PokerStars Sunday Million this week.

#1 Stalker: People are DUMB! (part 2)

This was a $1000+$30 limit holdem heads up game I played on PokerStars today. Note the levels and the pot sizes. This tool overplayed every single hand! In the end I was popping it with 5-high flush draws LOL. I have, of course, removed all references to the people...partly to protect my identity and partly to save this dude's blushes (and I want him all to myself for a while!). The game barely got into level 3 before I won, which I thought was just about impossible, even for a complete donkey.

Spacegravy refused to play me at limit because there's far more skill involved over the entire game. He can't just push every hand.

Enjoy the retardedness.

Yep, he 4-bet the entire way with 99:


















Not sure what he was trying to hit here.:


















Was ace high good for a bet on EVERY street? Hmmmm....


















He actually 4-bet the turn and folded the river. Who knows what dumb hand he had!


















Called for the flush and hit my kicker on the river...should I fold the river bet? Nahhh.. (not against this moron) ;-)



















Yep, dude went to town on this hand thinking QJ was good. I took a screenshot of the turn because there was no way I thought he'd play to the river...I was wrong AND he 4-betted it! Pot ended up over 600...not bad for 20/40 blinds!


















Yep, I knew 55 was good on THAT board!


















I don't even remember what he had here...i think it was Q8. LOL.

















PWND again...


















Still level 2 (20/40) and somehow he popped a massive pot of over 500...oops!

















And it's the end...what a DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, 25 August 2008

FieryJustice: back in florida

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080825125235321

Eugh...that was a struggle to read. I almost died of boredom twice. Some people are jealous of Jon Little...this latest blog entry just confirmed that I would HATE his life. It's really really dull. I mean, slit-your-wrists boredom.

The only slightly entertaining things about FJ's blogs are his unintentional dumb spelling mistakes which makes him sound like a 5 year year old learning words for the first time. They are definitely -EV for his "image".

#1 Stalker: Screenshots the "Icons" DON'T want you to see

Continuing on the theme of posting pointless screenshots (as the "Icons" seem to like doing these days), lets see how some of their "best players" got on last night in the PokerStars Sunday Million...

We haven't heard much from Chip lately, and going by results like these, now we know why:

So what about their "superstar" player? Ooops...Spacegravy is starting to realise that MTTs are a whooooole different ballgame to SNGs. You can't just sit there and fold until the blinds go up then start pushing every other hand. You actually have to play real poker (i.e. flops), and unfortunately for him, he doesn't have that level of skill:

Sunday, 24 August 2008

#1 Stalker: People are DUMB!

The title says it all. Since all the "Icons" can do these days is post pictures, because they suck at writing, here are some of mine. I donked around in a random $10 MTT hoping to get some good screenshots of retards - they didn't let me down! Of course, I have had to remove all references to my screen name and table/hand IDs (too many weirdos out there). Enjoy the retardedness of people...likely some of these people post comments here. These are all from a tourney I played today.

I raped this guys big blind relentlessly and he always folded preflop or on the flop, and I never had anything. Turns out this dude was over-shoving with KJ...a typical donkey hand (note the comment I was about to send):



I'm not sure what was going through this retard's head. He thought he could represent the flush (he smooth-called my flop bet). Turns out he had 73 with no spade:



I absolutely CRUSHED this tourney (like I usually do). Super donk-fest all game

Friday, 22 August 2008

Number 1 Stalker Fan


Just a shout out to my bro N1SF. He has been there from the beginning...a true blue hater. Someone I can count on to say it as it is. He has handed out the roastings to the retards and the morons more times than I can count. He is my wing man...a general in my army...and we are going to win this war. Keep up the good fight man and never give up.

All stalker fans salute you!

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

thenoodleman: How to run insanely good

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080819125659537#comments

How to think you are good at poker:

1. Pick a game you have no clue about
2. Call with utter trash hands, not knowing they are utter trash, needing a miracle
3. Hit that miracle
4. Post a blog on how good you are
(5. Get ass-raped in all subsequent games because you didn't hit any more miracles)

Would like to see more of these please...be creative. I will post the best one on their website under my name.

Saturday, 16 August 2008

FieryJustice: getting ready for LA.

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080816002531287

Is there anything more that can be said about this retard that hasn't already been said? STILL has comments blocked...sure sign of a real loser. I give the other "Icons" crap, but at least they'll man-up and take it.

He hasn't played any live poker after getting absolutely CRUSHED at the WSOP (he never once got past Day 1 in 35 events). He would call it a "normal variance downswing"...I call it "this is how someone of your lack of talent SHOULD run".

Good to see this retard also runs as his skill level should dictate in cash games as he admits himself he got tooled in the 25/50 game. Back to grinding 1/2 for you loser...I couldn't think of anything worse...your life must be hell.

The donkey has gone redneck with the goldigger and the people responsible for his existence. Not sure how he managed to convince her to go camping...she probably got new shoes and a handbag out of it. I guess a cookout was all his parents could afford. I'm surprised BigJoke wasn't there. And WHO BRINGS A CAT CAMPING!!!!! You idiot. And you wonder why it was meowing in the car on a long journey???? Morons like you don't deserve pets. Because I feel sorry for the kitty, and to educate your dumb ass, read this: http://www.howtodothings.com/pets-animals/how-to-do-car-travel-with-cats

Friday, 15 August 2008

Spacegravy spite-call

Still think he's good?

Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, August 14 2008 @ 11:46 PM MDT
PokerStars Game #19628336580: Tournament #102224031, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/08/15 - 01:43:20 (ET)
Table '102224031 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 3: Octavian_C (3509 in chips)
Seat 5: spacegravy (5728 in chips)
Seat 9: breakfive (4263 in chips)
Octavian_C: posts the ante 50
spacegravy: posts the ante 50
breakfive: posts the ante 50
Octavian_C: posts small blind 300
spacegravy: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
breakfive: folds
Octavian_C: raises 2859 to 3459 and is all-in
spacegravy: calls 2859
*** FLOP *** [Ad 4h 5h]
*** TURN *** [Ad 4h 5h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 4h 5h Qc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Octavian_C: shows [Ts 8s] (high card Ace)
spacegravy: shows [6c 8c] (high card Ace - lower kicker)
Octavian_C collected 7068 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7068 Rake 0 Board [Ad 4h 5h Qc 9h]
Seat 3: Octavian_C (small blind) showed [Ts 8s] and won (7068) with high card Ace
Seat 5: spacegravy (big blind) showed [6c 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: breakfive (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Saturday, 9 August 2008

"Icons" bubbling $10 games...so sad




Spacegravy: Have a confesion to make

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080809010636981

Well this blog title had the potential to be explosive. Would could the confession (note spelling) be? Did Spacegravy have poker news on par with how FieryJustice-ZeeJustin-JJProdigy have screwed people over? Was it unrelated to poker, and he finally popped his cherry with a real woman? Or was it simply to confirm his man-crush on BigJoe?

None of the above.

It was to tell us he played bad and got lucky and how he is better than everyone else in the world...well that ain't news (he tells us this basically every blog)!!! Boring. What a let down. I can't wait for this moron to hit a downswing. He'll probably give up poker at that point, realising he's not the player he thinks he is.

In other news...

Why are these idiots on a poker website called SNGIcons? None of them are profitable in SNGs any more. FieryJustice is playing (and getting whipped at) cash PLO, j000hnnyd is only playing cash games (get some basic IT skills you retard), Spacegravy is playing MTTs ("oh look I finally had back to back final tables" - like no one's ever done that before), BigJoke desperately trying to convince us that he's worth 1.5-1 in any WCOOP event (now THAT is a big joke), and the others are not even worth mentioning.

SNGIcons is DEAD...RIP SNGIcons.