Where is BigJoe?

I was doing some digging to find out why our resident narcissist has not posted on SNGIcons.com for the last few months, and I think I have the answer.


One word......."LOL!"

-40% ROI, no wins, nothing over the last 3 months! Zero top 10% finishes! At an average buy-in of $1.5k, that's some heavy losses. He did win around 13k a while ago, but that was in a 10k buy-in event, and he lost it all back the next day not cashing in a 5k event. These are really appalling results for someone who thinks he is the best poker player on the internet.

No wonder he's been quiet...shamefully quiet.

Bored

Sorry for the lack of posts. The "Icons" are simply losing too much and are not posting anything. The lastest post from Wickss was something about getting burnt out from travelling from Colorado to Kansas twice in 3 months... For those retards out there (and there are many), Colorado and Kansas are next to each other.

Hopefully something happens soon. I'm even hoping one of them can win something just to get a post! lol Sucks to be them.

Foxwoods

OK, a lot of people have told me I need to mention the Foxwoods WPT. I don't think I NEED to, but since my fans want it, I'll make a little post here.

As Mike Matusow says on his Mouthpiece (http://www.cardplayer.com/tv/34670), if you're winning hands like Q9 v QQ, K5 v JJ and massive coinflips all of them all-in preflop, it doesn't matter who you are, you're going to win the tournament. The worst donk online plays like that and wins once in a while. Mike's analysis of the AJ v 99 hand that put him out was interesting as well. He calls out the retard and PWNS him for making a "huge mistake". This is coming from one of the best tournament players in the world. Someone who's opinion cannot be disputed. It was probably smart of Little to look for big pot coinflips, as this shows he knows he has a massive disadvantage against good players and trusts luck over skill in those situations. Obviously he runs like God and wins them all, and hence his winnings.

You ask anyone on the tour, Little is an utter donkey who runs better than anyone. We will not hear much of him in 2009...I predict that right now.

mc4chess

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,SNGicon-stalker-.html/Itemid,61/

Well it seems like the "new breed" is just as obsessed with me as the original lot. Shame they are actually dumber.

No sooner do I give a name check in a previous blog, this kid (no doubt giddy as a schoolgirl that he got a mention from his hero) decides to try a hate blog of his own. The only problem is he is a complete and utter retard.

He pastes my previous blog, for some reason twice. That is McShovian in his lack of technical ability. A monkey could copy and paste without f-ing it up!

Then he says he's "laughing all the way to the bank". I have looked and he's never displayed results over a significant sample size. And there's good reason...he's shite. Dude, don't tell us you finally won an MTT (even a broken clock is right twice a day), tell us how much you've won long term! So I did some investigation, looked up "mc4chess" and what do I see...

Yep, that's right! $73 profit over nearly 2000 games! Your bank manager must be so proud of you!!! What a toolbag.

So enjoy this post just for you. And don't bother with a reply post. I PWND you today, so go lick your wounds and think about what you've done, and realise your mistake. Never challenge the Stalker again because you'll lose every time.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VERBALLY ROASTED BY THE STALKER!!

"does anyone else think that jon little looks creepy and chomoish?"

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showtopic=130384&st=0&p=2877079&#entry2877079

Such a great comment! And so true...having met him before. Definitely NOT someone you want to leave your kids with.

Here's the definition:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showtopic=130384&st=20&p=2877448&#entry2877448

Speaking of Little, I see he's doing pretty well at Foxwoods. Of course he's running like God again (which is the only way he can get deep in these events), and even admits it on his latest blog entry. He claims to have only made one mistake the whole tournament. However, I have heard he's been making some weird plays the whole tourney and getting extremely lucky. Here's one example in the video clip below, the hand goes:

Little CALLS in early position with A7
Another player calls
(some folds)
A third player raises
Little pushes ALL IN over the top (apparently slowplaying his "monster")
Second player folds
Third player makes the easy call with AJ

http://blindtilt.com/?p=123

Of course he hits his 3 outer (where are the complaints about losing coinflips now??).

You can hear the table's amazement at Little's awful play "what the heck happened there!?" Then Little tries to apologise, and is greeted with a disgusted "don't be sorry, happens all the time". Which is another way of saying, "too many donkeys in these tournaments".

You saw it here kids...play call-shove poker with A7 in early position in your poker tournaments!

Lucki Duck's ROASTING (part 2)

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Lil-Boiii-Stalker.html/Itemid,61/

So, the Duckster wants to pull the big guns on the Stalker, eh? This guy proves his retardness. As usual, he is writing about things he does not understand.

How long have I had to moderate comments?

- Only the last 2 months out of the last 9

Why do I have to moderate comments?

- Because some idiots think it's funny to post personal details about me

A hypocrite? Ummmm no.

Let's see, what other drival he wrote... Oh yes, spelling Tennessee wrong. Now, I don't think I have ever written the word Tennessee before, so you'll have to forgive me there. Nor do I ever care to again. I left the bad spelling as a badge of honor to how much I hate that state. It's on purpose, you see. I guess you don't get it. As for "civilisation"...well I'm afraid you're showing your retardedness again. I can assure you that the proper ENGLISH spelling is with an "s". I know it may be news to you that there's places not between California and New York, but I promise you there is...including the country that invented the language you try to use.

Not sure why you think I backed down from open challenges to Spacegravy and Jon Little. They were the reason why they didn't happen. Try reading some previous blog entries (I assume you can read?), it's all there. The "mum" jokes are pretty lame by the way, worthy of a 10-year old.

Yeah, I...have...never...collected...winnings...from...a...casino...before (that's sarcasm by the way, it might have gone over your head).

I really really pity someone who is so consumed with people writing on the internet with absolutely zero spelling mistakes. It's very sad. You're amazing - the only person in the world who spells everything right at all times, day and night! Actually, you probably spent an hour of your life checking and re-checking your post to make sure there were none - I'm right aren't I?

N1SF is a GENIUS - never forget that.

willis j WAS right about one thing though...dude don't even THINK about trying to post a reply. You haven't got what it takes. Go cry to yo mama. The Stalker hurt you today.

So to sum it all up, you have been VERBALLY ROASTED by the STALKER.

Goodnight Vienna.

"...but I guess I didnt win my money by going against my reads. Sometimes they just arent going to be right."

http://sngiconstalker.blogspot.com/2008/04/1-stalker-north-american-poker.html

For anyone who hasn't read the above post, read it. It makes the title of this blog post, a recent quote by Jon Little, even more hilarious.

The SNGIcons.com website is crap because...

...the writers of the new site have no idea how to design a website - you basically have 3 times as many clicks as the old one to do the same thing, and it (annoyingly) keeps that "We Are SNGIcons.com" banner at the top of the page...and the color scheme sucks too.

...the only "big name" pro writing there is an utter donkey (Jon Little) who still doesn't realise we don't care how many times he loses coinflips, forgetting that super luck is what got him here in the first place!

...utter retards like nevadarick, Newff and Lucki Duck are allowed to post meaningless garbage that no one cares about.

...the biggest "challenge" in the last few days was to win $500 in one month.

...BigJoe and Spacegravy, the only two semi-interesting reads, apparently are not being paid enough by SNGIcons.com as they never post anymore.

...half the blogs are not even poker related, the main reason why people go to the site. If we want to hear about baseball or NBA or the US election, we'll go to a website with the necessary expertise in the subject.

...it is being used as a place for some people to berate others when they lose (yes you darinvg), instead of working harder and finding out why they lose.

Well, at least they got rid of that anti-semite Jizbiz - although that was a no-brainer even for a group of poker players with a combined IQ of 46.

EDIT:

Ugh...I just had to add this in:

mc4chess said: "So in my recent blog it was a big brag of how I have been crushing. Since then I have played 2 more $36 180man's..."

I had to stop reading at that point. Whoever counts their "successes" in batches of TWO cannot seriously "crush" the game long term. You know when people say "I got 3 wins in the last 10" they actually mean "I got 4 wins in the last 200". It's newbies like this who really make me laugh...they'll be back working in McDonalds for pocket money within the next 6 months. Clueless idiots.