Tuesday, 22 April 2008

j000hnnyd: Finally a good sunday

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080421163223453

Congrats to j000hnyd! After investing $25k in qualifying tournaments, he finally got his $10k WSOP ME seat. I'll be paying close attention to the Day1 bustout board to see if you lasted 2 or 4 hours.

Some interesting folds with JJ? Did it go raise, re-raise, re-re-raise all in and then it came round to you and you had a "tough decision" with JJ? Or was it a fold on the AKx flop? Donkey. It's bigjoe that's telling you to never lay down jacks, right?

So he's been falling behind with his rakeback goal. From what I've heard j000hnyd has a pretty good rakeback deal if he puts in the high volume. And he needs to because this barely puts him into profit. You still haven't told us what earning the minimum wage feels like! No wonder you never go out (no friends, no money, gotta feel sorry for the kid really).

Ahh, but what's this? Moron wants to travel? So what exotic places does he have in mind...seeing as bigjoe went to South East Asia and Monte Carlo and Sapcegravy apparently went to Mexico. What about backpacking in Australia, or take an African safari adventure, or maybe visit the temple at Machu Picchu....

Where does this wordly character want to go?

CALIFORNIA!!!

WTF man!!!! Is it because you've never got around to obtaining a passport? You DO realise the world doesn't end outside of Los Angeles and New York? California.....

The "congrats" comment from thenoodleman is just priceless. In one word you can read this into it. "Congrats you lucky fooka, I want to win something once every four months as well! It's not fair, why am I the worst player on SNGIcons? That takes some doing right? I hate money..."

PS. This was just too hilarious not to mention. Bigjoe jumps way out of his comfort zone (which shows) and starts writing some political diatribe. Hey loser, try understanding what people are saying before you comment because it makes you look more of an idiot than you already are. Some of the comments on there (which will no doubt be deleted) are saved below for posterity:

Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, April 21 2008 @ 11:56 AM MDT
this blog was worth writing...oh

Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, April 21 2008 @ 01:51 PM MDT
Stick to poker. Your clueless on all other aspects of life!

Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, April 22 2008 @ 12:20 AM MDT
This guy is criticizing Hillary yet he supports a black supremacist with a first name that rhymes with Iraq, a last name that rhymes with Osama, and a middle name that is Hussein. Stick to poker bigjoe, your absolutely useless at analysing anything else.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obama is a tool but I'm not sure why what his middle name is and what his other 2 names rhyme with is a criticism of him. That's really lame, there are so many other things to bash the guy on. Criticizing his name only makes those people seem like they can't find anything else worth their attention

Anonymous said...

Here is another interesting blog. I actually like this guy and respect what he does. I would like to see what the Stalker has to say about him:
http://jhub3000.livejournal.com/

I know he is buddy's with BigJoe, Joe posted something about them hanging out in Monte Carlo in this blog:
http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080414192327958

Anonymous said...

"It's bigjoe that's telling you to never lay down jacks, right?"

LOL, I fell out of my chair laughing when I read this. Good thing I wasn't eating while reading your blog, I have learned better.

#1 Stalker said...

Hey guys:

1. Criticizing someone's ability to lead a country based on their name is just retarded, obviously.

2. That blog just seems to be one long advert for Cake poker...zzz. But will keep an eye out in case it gets interesting.

3. Never eat, drink, pee..or anything other than sitting down in a stable chair whenever reading this blog ;-) Glad that the dedicated readers spot these little details.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I like the way you play on the icons previous mistakes to make jokes in future blogs. The more the reader knows about the icons the funnier the jokes are!! I will be paying attention!!

Anonymous said...

wow... I just found this website.
the stuff here is just priceless...
I totally agree that the icons are just a bunch of so-so poker players who somehow think they are the best. They also have no morals amd would do anything for money as demonstrated in the FJ/fulltilt scandal... And some of them lost their shirts playing SNG and somehow have the guts to open a website to teach other people how to play. LOL....I just pity those poor guys who acutally paid money for their so-called winning SNG strategy.

Anonymous said...

Keep it up i absolutley love this shit

Num 1 stalker fan

Anonymous said...

Keep it up i absolutley love this shit

Num 1 stalker fan

Anonymous said...

THis is some of the funniest stuff on the web

-Num 2 stalker fan (I guess)

Anonymous said...

"2. That blog just seems to be one long advert for Cake poker...zzz. But will keep an eye out in case it gets interesting."

He just recently started it back up since he has been playing on Cake.

#3 Stalker fan :)

#1 Stalker said...

You guys are killin' me! LOL

Anonymous said...

Hey, I was the one who posted the Obama comment and my point was that he is a bad leader because he is a black supremecist and his name and affiliation with Muslim religion just makes him untrustworthy. Check out his church you ignorant hippies.

#1 Stalker said...

:-)