Wednesday, 7 May 2008

#1 Stalker: FieryJustice

Since the douchebag "Icons" refuse to blog anything, I thought I'd post some thoughts on the most overrated player of all time: Jonathan Little.

Look at this guy, he made a LITTLE money during the supersoft era of SNGs (03-05). Basically anyone who had an average knowledge of poker made money here. People would be absolute retards by check calling all ins with AJ for like 20BB. So Jon tries to translate his averageness to the WPT. On his 1st attempt he final tabled (got absolutely crushed and got 6th). He used the money to keep playing WPT events and on like his 4th attempt he final tabled again after going on the luckiest streak of all time (he was down to 6BB at one point and contemplated giving up: http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20070519214342491). The number of 2 and 3 outers all in preflop was just ridiculous (trust me I was there).

So after being given luck gifts from the Gods, winning the Mirage WPT for ~$1M, and a few months later being given such a sweet deal with FullTilt whereby he was paid $30 per hour AND 100% rakeback, what does he do?

He throws it all away.

It all went down at the NBC heads up event. For months there were rumors that Jon had other people playing under his account. He denied it publicly on 2+2:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?p=2530687#post2530687

"Just so everyone knows, it is me playing on my account. I have been working my ass off lately mainly cause 100% rb is too good to pass up. And yes, playing 3000 sngs in a month and still playing live mtts doesnt leave much free time. I dont suggest it to anyone. "

Oh dear:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=146213&highlight=fieryjustice

The hate from the poker community is obvious. This just proved the morals of this guy. Not only does he screw his employer who gave him such a ridiculously good deal, he lies about it! Most intelligent people, if they are going to go down this unethical route, will lay low for a while and let the rumors pass. But not "smart" Jon - he actually has people INCREASE his volume AND play while he is being televised at the NBC heads up show!!!! This is about as dumb as you can get. The guy threw away at least a million dollars guaranteed per year from FTP by simply being greedy.

So why did he do it? Is he really and truly this dumb?

There are a couple of reasons, other than being stupid and greedy. One of them can be plainly read from his "apology" post:
http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080306143052752

"I have learned my lesson and I hope other prominent players and pro’s will learn from this as well." - suggesting cheating was "normal" and everyone else did it. Well speeding on the freeway could be considered "ok, because everyone else does it", but does that make it right? No.

Another reason is that Jon was trying to squeeze as much as possible out of FTP before he was let go. After all, he is hardly a draw on TV. He has zero personality and negative TV presence - a must in modern day successful poker players (at least the ones who want to benefit from sponsorship). The guy is so boring to watch I find myself wanting to pull my teeth out just for some kind of entertainment.

If you watch the NBC heads up tourney, the people Jon plays clearly have zero respect for him. The normally jovial Gabe Kaplan and verbal Greg Raymer say NOTHING. They want to beat this moron. Just watch the games, especially Raymer, the hate is obvious. NBC gave him the absolute minimum TV time possible because he is so painfully boring to watch. So Chris Ferguson, a FTP pro who at this time knows very well Jon has been taking advantage of his status at FullTilt and likely jepardising his own status, beats his ass after getting his chips in good every time, prompting this utterly unforgivable post from a guy who got outplayed and knows it:
http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080302155536945

This shows the true character of this douchebag. To call someone like Jesus Ferguson "classless" is just the most ridiculous thing that's ever been written.

At the end of the day karma rules. This donkey started with nothing and will end with nothing.

Now we get either his mom or his gold digging girlfriend writing crap like this on his blog:
http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080430205300858#comments

"Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, May 04 2008 @ 08:07 PM MDT
Well, about people wanting you to get excited about winning. Sorry, they just don't know you. You would never act that way. That's just not you. I admire you for your professionalism in play and even more for treating your oponents with respect. Weather you win or loose you know how to be a gentleman. Pensacola is proud of you for that. A true southern gentleman. I'm sure that's why your wonderful girlfriend is so attracted to you. I was attracted to a special someone for that very reason once. You two seem so happy and I am glad. Really glad. About taking off a week. More power to you. Enjoy your games and spend time with your loved ones. I'd like to see you do that more often anyway. There is more to life than work. Trust me, I know. I have been watching you on the Heads Up Tournament on NBC. You look good and play well. I am proud of you and I know you will continue to do great things for the game of poker. You are a wonderful representative for the game. RBL"

How...fucking...retarded.

"Well, about people wanting you to get excited about winning. Sorry, they just don't know you. You would never act that way. "

- Because you have no personality.

"Weather you win or loose you know how to be a gentleman. "

- Weather...loose...hmmmm nice spelling. You know how to be a boring douchebag more like.

"Pensacola is proud of you for that."

- Unlikely a city is proud of a greedy, lying, no personality douchebag.

"I'm sure that's why your wonderful girlfriend is so attracted to you."

- Or more likely the $1M you lucked in to.

"You are a wonderful representative for the game."

- Do I need to say more about this rubbish?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol nice post. But Johns videos on sngicons are great... you hate me for this statement?

#1 Stalker said...

Nah bro, you can have your opinions. I found one of Jon's poker videos on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUaixTf14U

Anonymous said...

looool, the voice sounds very gay.

Anonymous said...

Well if one things for sure jon little will be remembered for the biggest fuckup in the history of sngs doesn't everyone hate free money

His mom should be proud
Num 1 stalker fan

Anonymous said...

lame. u gonna update on the news posts or what

Anonymous said...

Very nice post of a very interesting story of a very uninteresting person. Next bio should be of spacegravy or bigjoe2003 or another one of the SnG douchebags.

Anonymous said...

What a sorry little scrote

Anonymous said...

He probably doesn't smile cause his teeth are fucked up. I know the type. Youd think with all this money and down time hed just go get some fucking braces, especially if he plans on being on TV more often. Nah.