Friday, 2 May 2008

Spacegravy: April results/ May goals, plans

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080430203529957

OK, got the typical brag graph out the way (I don't even look at this any more). What's he got to say today...?
The WSOP. Now, as everyone knows, you can talk a good game, you can play a good game, but unless you've made an impact at the WSOP...you're basically nothing in the poker world (unless your name is Gus Hansen).
All the "Icons" combined have a total of ZERO bracelets. Hmmm...(lol). Which means none of them are taken seriously in the poker world. The chances of any of the "Icons" winning a bracelet this year? Virtually zero...and I will dedicate an entire post to an apology if I'm wrong (I am +++++EV on this one).
I guess Spacegravy got too "balla" for the "Icons" as he wants to move to Richmond, VA. That is balla country, dude. Happening place. I think the average BMI of women in Richmond is 40, not that Space "all I do is play by (with) myself on the computer" Gravy cares about such things. If he needs to get laid he'll give himself the old five-knuckle-shuffle. Or if variance has been reaaaally nice to him, he'll give it the old five-knuckle-shuffle, create a brag graph and then head off to the nearest whorehouse.
Oh yes, the infamous Spacegravy videos. They are becoming a myth just like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot...there are rumors that they exist, but no actual evidence.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate that Spacegravy, hes so smug!

#1 Stalker said...

lol, ok which "Icon" posted this time?