Is this guy freakin' serious? This is the biggest thing going on with his life right now? A delayed check? Wow, how sad.
I have to paste his email response to FullTilt here again because it's just ridiculous:
"I want you guys to know that I seriously suspect the email you just sentme to be a lie. Specifically, I do not believe your claim that my check was mailed on April 28. The US postal service simply does not take as long as you are saying. I have had a long standing relationship with your company and have trusted you with thousands of dollars of my money. If you are lying to me, it is a very serious problem and makes me question trusting your operation with large sums of my money. If what you just told me is a lie, I'm giving you a chance to admit it right now. When my check arrives, it will have a postmark on it, I will know when it was mailed. Is that post mark going to say April 28th? I understand that the current legislative climate can cause problems for the online poker industry. I can accept occasional delays as long as you are honest with me about what is going on. I cannot accept blatant deception. If you have been deceitful with me on this issue, now is the time to come clean."
He sounds like one of those tough guy online poker players who talks big but is sufficiently annonymous and far away to know they are safe. Who the hell does he think he is? If I was on the FullTilt team and reading this, I'd just be laughing at this loser. I mean - get a life, seriously. There are some people out there dealing with cyclones and earthquakes, and this is the shit that gets thenoodleman upset?
YOU SIR ARE A FACKING IDIOT.
Hilarious the way he tries to get more influence by saying "have trusted you with thousands of dollars of my money". Wrong. The actual big game players, and people who can use their influence, deal in MILLIONS of dollars, you friggin moron. Large sums of money indeed, you are so small time it's funny. Maybe you should have told them you're an "SNG Icon" - that might have worked (not).
Then he tries a different tact by throwing out his undeniable expert insite in the current poker climate, which is the obvious reason why his check is delayed. Wrong. Checks are delayed ALL THE TIME because the support team on any poker site is only one step down the evolutionary chain from a monkey. It's a shame that thenoodleman hasn't cashed out enough to realise this - in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this was his first ever cashout. Must be his birthday or something and he needs to buy himself a card.
"If you have been deceitful with me on this issue, now is the time to come clean." - Oooooooooo....scary. I can imagine more giggles in the FullTilt email room. Like they care what you think. So they ignore his threats and reply with the standard cursory email that basically says "fuck off and die" - which I think is appropriate.
So Inspector Noodleman does his forensic analysis of the envelope used to post his check and realised he has been lied to. And the consequencies after all his trash talking and threats?
Nothing.
3 comments:
Hes obviously got a lot of time on his hands. Pathetic sob.
"Maybe you should have told them you're an "SNG Icon" - that might have worked (not)."
Just shear genius! I nearly spat my food out after reading this!
a repsot but still applies 5 sure
Noodleman is a perfect example of a sngicon
No one has heard of him
He makes lil to no $$ in sng's
Strives for volume to accumulate most of his profit through rakeback
and most importantly a Giant D bag
Num 1 stalker fan
( this blog sums all of the above up)
N1SF
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