Wednesday, 30 July 2008

jizbiz: 2nd in turbo fiddy

http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080730015006845
This loser deserves a lot of hate. First he announces in his last blog entry entitled "This month should be interesting..." (2 months ago) that he's going to be super-grinding the rediculously easy $33 SNGs. Then he has the audacity to tell us he'll keep on updating regularly on results!

Here's why he hasn't:


You sure proved your skills to your brother!! What a moron.

He must have lost a few braincells after getting beaten up by monkeys (lol) and "riding" an elephant. I'm not sure why chumps like jizbiz even attend university. He's clearly retarded and doesn't have much hope in life. At least it's saving him money. I honestly believe jizbiz thinks he can make $300k a year if he had no "distractions". What a joke. This loser wouldn't last a year as a pro. He's gone from Stars, to Party, to FullTilt and now back to Stars in the space of 2 months as he's getting KILLED. I'm sure jizbiz wakes up every morning feeling like he's been ass-f*^k'd by that elephant again.


He can't even explain his wins properly (btw this is the first MTT cash he has ever posted...lol). A $5 investment? You paid $55 to enter the tourney you fool. That was your investment. Getting a bounty just slightly increases your winnings. Duh!

Shout out to my boy N1SF...keep the hate flowing bro:

Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, July 30 2008 @ 09:41 AM MDT
2nd is the 1st loser

N1SF

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

Anonymous said...

This monkey's previous posts just speak for them selves too easy to knock him down a peg

pretty skillfull to have your first cash in ages in a turbo MTT on tilt way to run like a kenyan and win a flip or two he obv got dominated HU

Anonymous said...

and 1 question do the icons even have any people subscribed to their site????? It doesnt seem like they have much content.Joey should try giving taylor caby a handjob maybe he'll let him put a vid on a real site ( who wants to learn how to play big joe poker)

which is obv for anyone who has seen him play when 4 handed shove everything and suckout FTW

Shannon Shorr said...

i hate that "2nd is the first loser" bullshit. thats just an excuse for ppl that dont even get that far. you're telling me you'd rather miss the money in a tourney than to get 2nd? thats pretty fuckin stupid. i know gettin so close to winning a tourney (or a championship, if u relate it to sports) is heartbreaking but it is still WAY FUCKING better than a lower spot, esp in trnys not cashing. im sure the patriots were disappointed about the super bowl but they'd much rather have that season than the one the dolphins had.

Anonymous said...

another fairly lame post...

Anonymous said...

hahaha too funny stalker you are the King of the Hilarious Blogs! Elephant sex just classic!

Anonymous said...

Yeah classic if you're a retard

Anonymous said...

no classic if u hav a sense of humor get some bro

Shannon Shorr said...

sigh, this site is lame

Anonymous said...

Have we quit posting here? run out of material? WTF is the deal?

Anonymous said...

dont worry guys my boy will have some hate filled rants for u guys shortly

Anonymous said...

I have been told that he has been working overtime at McDs because his mom got laid off from Wal Mart.

#1 Stalker said...

hey good one......NOT!

Anonymous said...

I have been told that he has been working overtime at McDs because his mom got laid off from Wal Mart.


Yes, it was a good one.

C'mon Stalker...this place was AWESOME the first couple of weeks. Get back to it....please!

Anonymous said...

Congrats to gravy on the b2b finals

but Joey is still a homo FYI

and without a doubt gonna be a horrid investment for any idiots who back him for the FTOPS