Monday, 26 January 2009

z32fanatic: lol Cake Poker

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/Itemid,61/

I "LOL'd" when I saw this. I can imagine Chip at home, getting pressured to write a blog entry. He's thinking "now's the time to post a stats blog entry!" So he's been killing the game for 46 games! Wooohooo!!! You can be 100000% sure he won't post after 1000 games, or any time really after he starts to lose money. Enjoy your *cough* 46 game streak coz history says it won't last with you. Also, gotta love the filters he applies. Anyone can filter results to make themselves look profitable. I wonder what his 2008 unfiltered results were...probably very ski-jump-ish. But obviously he'll never post anything negative, in case there are still retards out there who still think they can improve their game by signing up to this ridiculous website. And why oh why, if a poker site is "so profitable", do people tell everyone!? Just for the sake of a rare boast?

This quote said it all really, describing his trip to Vegas:
"I'm definitely not going to do any gambling or playing any poker while I'm there, so it'll be enjoyable." - translation: I'm sick of getting utterly outplayed by good players, it's embarrassing especially live. On the internet I can hide my fishiness.

Also, welcome back to BigJoe. I see that his break from poker hasn't matured him at all...and I quote: "I just feel like I'm the best player in every sng I'm in"

pfffftttt!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Newsflash joey u are most certainly not even the third best in every sng u play in

And I'm pretty sure most players at this level feel they are the best it's results that actually matter and since u had a lil upswing u decided to post that for all too see wierd that u werent posting in the previous months when u were getting your ass handed to you

Go back into the sunset plz

#1 Stalker said...

good roasting man

Anonymous said...

Bigjoe is SUCH an arrogant prick! I can't believe he took 5 months off and comes back and in 1 week thinks he's the best player. If nothing else, he doesn't have the latest notes on everyone and know how all the new guys play.

I guess it doesn't matter since he doesn't game select whatsoever. He was playing tonight with 8 other regs in a 9-man SNG. Ummm, I'm not a mathematician, but if 9 regs are playing, then you WILL NOT win $ in the long run.

And then he has the nerve to publicly try to get $ from spacegravy for a november prop bet. R U SERIOUS! gravy played like 50 SNG's that month. do you really think he was doing the prop bet? C'mon stalker, I want to hear your take on that one.

What a class act. So humble. So honest. The perfect guy to learn from.

Just absolutely amazing.

#1 Stalker said...

seems like you know your "Icons" well

Anonymous said...

these people are a joke