Thursday, 19 February 2009

16T Grinder looking for a training partner

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,16T-Grinder-looking-for-a-training-partner.html/Itemid,61/

Here's what the SNGIcons site has become...some posting by a dumbass with LESS THAN $1 PROFIT PER GAME.

Let's see what he wrote and maybe we can find some clues as to why this chump isn't making a fortune through poker...

"I am happy with my results but I still feel there are leaks in my game,"

- Really, you think you have leaks? FUCKING EVERYONE HAS LEAKS YOU MORON!!!! No one plays perfect poker all the time. This is not starting off well.

"and I think I have a tendency to be results oriented which causes me to struggle with my confidence while running badly."

- Simple answer - don't be results oriented.

"I have learned a lot from reading and watching videos and of course playing"

- You THINK you have learned a lot. Unless you mean, you learned the rules of the game and what hand beats what?

"but I keep hearing how helpful it can be to have a friend to discuss hands and strategies with,"

- No shit.

"and since none of my friends are interested in poker"

- Come on, tell the truth...you have no friends at all!

"I thought I might be able to find someone on sngicons."

- He's gay and whats to move to the "mansion".

"I am looking for is someone who is at a similar stage of development in their game"

- Beginner level, then.

"who is keen on putting in some volume"

- wink, wink

"and willing to swap hand histories and discuss hands and their reasonings etc."

- The blind leading the blind. errrr...how do I play AK...?

It's people like this who have no clue about the game which makes poker so profitable for good players. I can't imagine anything worse in life than grinding thousands on SNGs for basically nothing. At least move up a few levels.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

thanks stalker i just got my stalker-fix for the next 2 weeks!

Anonymous said...

So gravy left Jon little has his own website comming out the icons are left with this joker playing (and losing) at the 16's and big joe who is on a giant downswing but is just happy to be accumulating fpp's

and chip who no on even know WTF he does ever besides fellate Joey while he is losing in his games

Have a nice day haters

Stalker Truth said...

Wow N1SF...that made my head hurt just trying to read your post. Remember punctuation can be your friend.

In the states we use capital letters, and punctuation. This would make it much easier to read.

or we could just post something like this roasting your sorry ass that is because everyone knows you enjoy trying to ride the stalkers coat tail only thing is he wear no coat you may be flossing your teeth with his thong panties that is about is N1SF you are a sorry excuse for a human being at least the stalker is funny sometimes

Wow, that made my head hurt again. N1SF is such a douche!

Anonymous said...

lol this is just hilarious, N1SF had this coming. ROASTED!

Anonymous said...

Stalker Truth is a rimjob.

Anonymous said...

Stalker, I think we should have a blog on bigjoke's 20K game breakeven stretch. Check out his SS.

Anonymous said...

Hey truth didn't know you were an english teacher

Can americans understand

Go Fuck Yourself??????

and good luck digging your sorry asses out of this recession

Anonymous said...

http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/02/13/business/13euecon.php


I guess its still true, the US sneezes the rest of the world gets sick. GL eurozone

Stalker Truth said...

N1SF....

Did I hit a nerve? You are a sorry POS.

In English, POS is a piece of shit!

Understand? Did my accent have too much twang for you?

Anonymous said...

N1SF you are losing this argument

Anonymous said...

Suprised there has been no stalker update on this... Spacegravy called out bigjoe2003 in the BBV thread for being a troll and angle shooter, and sg is leaving sngicons for another site.

Also, sg failed at the prop bet.

Strange that sg and bigjoe2003 hate each other... didnt sg live at the 'mansion'? Even wickss79 left the mansion! I guess it must suck!

Anonymous said...

Spacegravy left to move back by all his friends he grew up with and Wickss left to live on his own.

Anonymous said...

Wickss quickly realized that driving a cab 15 hours a day beat the hell out of living with Chip & Joey.