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This guy sounds like a 14 year old. Wow, what a big man going DRINKING with his buddies! So rebellious dude! That make-believe "I almost got into a fight" story was pretty funny too. Your lame ass would squirt six shits and run a mile before you even got close to a fist fight. I guess this is what happens when you're getting wrecked at the tables continuously, invent stories to make you sound like the big man. Not to mention still living in his parent's basement (by his own admission).
Life tip: Go to college and get an education, get a normal job, grow some balls, stop relying on your parents, and get your self-respect back, before you can even THINK about maturing into a fully fledged adult.
As for poker, it still amazes me when people are so pleased with themselves for winning 2 or 3 tournaments in a day. In a decent sample size this is INEVITABLE, even for the worst donk in the world! Same as when people continuously complain about bad beats...THIS WILL HAPPEN FOLKS! Aces don't hold up every time you have them, that's why they are not 100% preflop! Idiots who don't understand these super-standard concepts have no future playing the game. Unfortunately, SNGIcons has too many of these players as bloggers.
ROASTED
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Stalker.
I still don't believe the crap about you being a top notch pro poker player. I think you are a life loser with a good sense of humor when it comes to trying to bash the Icons.
That said, since they have lost BigJoe, SpaceGravy, Bones, and some of the others they used to have. Their blogs are now a joke outside of FieryJustice.
He is the only competent player they now have.
Your hate toward the "new" icons is warranted. This new breed of Icons is nothing but a joke.
I don't think you could hold JL's jock strap. Keep the hating going on these other clowns!
Agreed, the new "Icons" are absolutely pathetic and probably not even worth my time roasting.
You got JL all wrong though. All he has done is win two WPT, which is a good achievement and anyone would want to do that, but the manner of his wins are just ridiculous. He ran like GOD both times, again and again with awful reads and getting it in with the worst hand (often a dominated hand) and lucking out. Against good pros he gets WRECKED. Has he been on Poker After Dark, High Stakes Poker, Superstars??? Nope.
Plus, he has also refused to play me heads up.
Sorry to burst your god-worship bubble of JL with a few indisputable truths.
bfizz is about the most annoying person alive. i'm surprised he even has any friends, though he probably has to pay for them
I love how he calims the guy wanted to beat his ass for being a balla
LOLOLOLOL
That like heidi klum wanting to F me cause I got as much $$$$$ as george clooney
N1SF
Good to have ya back homie
BTW 2 all you haters out there Congrats to the University of North Carolina Tar Heels on winning their 5th final four and becoming the most legendary program in all of college B Ball
Welcome back yourself!
This site wouldn't be the same without it's #1 hater!
i know wot u mean. these guys are either runnin hotter than they shud and gettin lucky or cryin coz there losin. either way they dont understand poker!
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