To help distinguish between who I am ripping to shreds, I will post the picture of the "Icon" in the blog entry.
Meet the "Icons" again:
z32fanatic: The leader of these nerds. The person who single-handedly screwed FieryJustice out of a goldmine of an opportunity at FullTilt by playing 765834765023 games under his account...whilst Fiery was playing the televised NBC Heads Up tournament (you can't make this shit up!).
bigjoe2003: Mr Ego himself. Thinks he is perfect at everything. Don't mention ElKy to this dude or he'll flip out, as ElKy won the race to become the first ever Supernove Elite on PokerStars. Has intermittent moments of humility, but it never ever lasts.
FieryJustice: The only Icon to make an impact on TV. He won the WPT Mirage event last year for over $1m by consistently misplaying hands and looking for situations to 3-outer his opponents. Never apologises for anything.
Spacegravy: The new Kid Poker. The only Icon who's game I have some respect for and the only one of these geeks who could have his name in the same sentence as "SNG Icon". Won an unbelieveable bet by making more than $25k in a month playing only low buy-in SNGs, but has since turned into an arrogant mo-fo. Wants to be like bigjoe2003.
Noodleman: Extremely low limit grinder. Has phases of 2 months+ when he never posts a blog entry, suggesting he is getting creamed in these games.
Bones: The joker of the pack. Copied and pasted some fairly amusing stories early on (and passed them off as his own), but has since run out of juice. Hints that he actually plays poker, although never plays SNGs (why is he an SNG Icon?). Hires hookers because he's too geeky to get a woman on his own.
Wickss79: The actual funny man of this group. Just look at his photo and you'll see. Won the first SNG Icons tournament for like $23 a few months ago, which is his greatest claim to fame. Funds his poker losses by being a taxi driver.
jizbiz: Arrogant piece of crap. Until he proves he can actually play the game all of his blogs should be avoided. Utter push-bot because he doesn't know what he's doing and cries when he loses (which is often).
Mack: Hardly ever posts which again suggests he is a losing player. Seems normal when he does, but nothing special. I tend to ignore this dude unless there are no other blogs to comment on.
FuggFrist: I have no idea why this fool was added. Should be removed immediately.
Mcshove: Perfect example of a guy who ONLY posts if he wins something. Has posted 3 blog entries since July last year. Nuff said.
J000hnnyd: The more this guy talks, the easier he is to rag on. Has no clue about SNG poker - aims to make 100% of his profits through rakeback. Many others have seen through this guy and has justifyably picked up a fair few haters. So much fun tearing this guy a new asshole on a regular basis.
4 comments:
Seems like....that since this blog was started the "icons" have began making more frequent posts. Is it just me?
Also seems as if they are "trying" to explain things better after you point out how badly they explain things. Am I wrong?
Things that make you go.....hmmmmm!
Hilarious! Keep it coming
Yep, they have had to up their game. They read this blog religiously to see where they are making mistakes. They should be THANKING me really...especially when a huge chunk of their customer base seems to agree with me.
like 10 ppl agree w/ you and they get 10s of thousands of hits a day.
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