Ahhhh, just for a change we have some kind of brag post. After his long breakeven streak of about 10,000 games (kill me now) z32fanatic finally has something to shout about. Sharkscope is actually doing him a favor because they round up to the nearest dollar, which in this case is $1. He has won $10 per game over 2 days. That's good for a couple extra McDonald's Happy Meals for the Icon's housemates. Mommy will be proud.
Not only does this tool start his first sentence saying "look, look, me won money today, aren't I good!!?!?!" - which makes me want to quit reading right there - but he also feels the need to create a whole separate paragraph to highlight his "success". Well two can play that game.
YOU'RE A MORON
Now for the second part of this extremely exciting blog entry. Mmmmhmmm, berating "fish". As I have mentioned before, the "Icons" hate to be outplayed and they are far too aggressive in bubble situations. This is a great example of both. The dude is pushing TWO-FOUR OFFSUIT from the CUT-OFF. What, he expects everyone just to fold to him, like every hand? Is he freakin' serious?!?!?! So the guy makes the obvious call with AQ on the button knowing full well z32fanatic is full of crap. And guess what? He won the hand? How DARE he win as a 70/30 favorite! And then z32 goes off on some ramble about you should never call without AA, KK, QQ. Ok buddy - you're not fooling anyone. This is just extremely BAD advice, and a good reason why people should never subscribe to this site. I can really see z32fanatic folding AQ in that spot...not. Anyone thinks he folds this if the hands were reversed? pffftt
Not only does this tool start his first sentence saying "look, look, me won money today, aren't I good!!?!?!" - which makes me want to quit reading right there - but he also feels the need to create a whole separate paragraph to highlight his "success". Well two can play that game.
YOU'RE A MORON
Now for the second part of this extremely exciting blog entry. Mmmmhmmm, berating "fish". As I have mentioned before, the "Icons" hate to be outplayed and they are far too aggressive in bubble situations. This is a great example of both. The dude is pushing TWO-FOUR OFFSUIT from the CUT-OFF. What, he expects everyone just to fold to him, like every hand? Is he freakin' serious?!?!?! So the guy makes the obvious call with AQ on the button knowing full well z32fanatic is full of crap. And guess what? He won the hand? How DARE he win as a 70/30 favorite! And then z32 goes off on some ramble about you should never call without AA, KK, QQ. Ok buddy - you're not fooling anyone. This is just extremely BAD advice, and a good reason why people should never subscribe to this site. I can really see z32fanatic folding AQ in that spot...not. Anyone thinks he folds this if the hands were reversed? pffftt
4 comments:
this is my new favorite blog.
happy to ablige :-)
I'm not sure how good your delivery is in real life, but if it's half as good as the content, you should seriously think about doing stand-up. If not, you should think about writing for SNL or Letterman. This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in awhile.
Keep it up!
I say it as I see it. The "icons" provide the ammo and I fire the bullets. It's so easy to trash these guys. Anyone who has been following sngicons.com for more than a few months would have missed out on some absolutely CLASSIC material. Shame they deleted most of it.
Well it's all here now. And thank you for the compliment!
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