http://www.sngicons.com/geeklog/blogs//article.php?story=20080421121451776
So since I haven't posted for a while I thought I'd do a 2-for1 on our favorite donkey - Jon Little. Now I heard stories that he is "one of the top 10 tourney players in the world". What bullshit!!!!!!! He complains about being 3 outered, which is a joke seeing as this is the way he got his bankroll. If it wasn't for 3 outers this dude would be totally busted and working at McDonalds. Seriously. He is the LAST player in the world who should be crying about bad beats. You all saw it, let's take you back to the Mirage. His opponent was INSTA-CALLING with weak aces in the end 100% sure he had this idiot crushed...and was right. The look he gave Jon at the end was priceless, it said everything. He had too much class to say it but I will:YOU ARE A HOPELESS LUCKY DONKEY WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE RAILING PHIL IVEY LET ALONE PLAYING HIM
Ahhhh, I feel better now.
I will be happy to watch this donkey play again tonight, although I heard from the grapevine that he got lucky again. Let's see. Donkey plays "SNG-style poker" at the final table, which means he pushes a lot and is scared to play real poker and seeing flops. And he has the cahoonas to tell everyone to watch him play on the NBC heads up! The tourney that cost this idiot millions because he let z32fanatic and Spacegravy play under his Full Tilt Pro account and he got found out (they played hardly any games under their own accounts during that time - how dumb can you get???). There were already suspicions in February that donkey wasn't playing 4000 games a month, but instead of laying low he let these dude UP THEIR VOLUME WHILE HE WAS OBVIOUSLY PLAYING ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see the game where Jesus Ferguson busted his sad ass and gave all the high-fives because he knew donkey was abusing his Full Tilt privileges. And donkey calls out the classy Jesus for celebrating! News flash buddy - if you were screwing me out of my living I'd be DAMN HAPPY to rail your loser ass!
OK, enough hate for one day. Keep the comments coming guys, and keep up the blogging.
PS. bigjoe2003 talking about politics is akin to a child giving marriage counseling...you know absolutely nothing and it shows (ok a little more hate on the end).
5 comments:
My favorite is that idiot J000hnyD, or whatever the hell that donkey calls himself. He pretends like hes a baller but makes like 80k playing sngs. LOL that is too priceless.
haha, yeah true. But you have to understand that if you grew up in a trailer and had pop tarts for breakfast every day, 80k a year working 14 hours a day makes the idiot feel like a millionaire.
stalker how old are you? 15?
Z32 is my favorite. Guy is a complete donkey.
hehe, then you must have LOVED this post:
http://sngiconstalker.blogspot.com/2008/04/229-more-games-last-two-days.html
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