#1 Stalker: WSOP Week 1 update

Bracelets: 0

Final Tables: 0

Cashes: 0

Spacegravy. You will notice there will be a continued theme to the "Icon's" WSOP updates. That is, everyone else who plays any event is a really bad poker player, and they of course do nothing wrong and can justify their mistakes. So Spacegravy tries a squeeze play with jack high against a "guy who has been raising 60% (exaggeration??) of hands so cannot possibly have a calling hand." Oops. Somewhere out there a guy has a blog where he saw some dufus re-raise all in with jack high, and how terrible people play... Onto the shootout tourney. Obviously no one who plays this event has ever played an SNG...like EVER! LOL. The "most +EV investment of my life"? I thought that was the $100 bet you had with thenoodleman over who had the highest IQ. Anyway, in the shootout Spacegravy learns that playing live you need a whole new set of cahoonas to playing online, where it's all too easy to slide that little bar all the way up and hit RAISE. Sounds like the guy was playing tight, waiting for cards, which is certainly not the optimal way to play this event. You need to have the guts to actually READ YOUR OPPONENT (online players are renound for being really bad at this). So in the end, this self-proclaimed "best SNG player in the world" was asking advice from the rest of the table. Sad.

z32fanatic. Blah blah...table was soft...so many bad players...didn't cash....blahhh...fish galore... No hand reviews here, which suggests he played awful and got outplayed. Someone commented that he shoved Q9 and got caught and that's how he busted, although I cannot confirm that (sounds like something this donkey would do). At least z32fanatic has some idea that he is -EV playing live, as he is the only "Icon" to state he will still play online during the WSOP. The others simply cannot admit that.


Bigjoe. Well I guess bigjoe should be proud of himself. He is the only "Icon" not to bust out all his events on the first day. He actually made Day 2...twice!!!! I'm really not sure why he played the 10k mixed event, as he admits himself "you have to just be a sick all around poker player to win", which does kinda rule him out of contention.

FieryJustice. What a surprise, little man is crying about bad beats, like that wasn't exactly how he won his bankroll. He should be the last person in the world to moan about his luck, and he now gets called out on it in the comments section every time.



Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, June 05 2008 @ 11:59 PM MDT
why am i not suprised to see more bad beats stories from fiery "bad beat book" justice...keep in mind you ran like God live in 07.....your last 234324324 blog entries have been bad beat stories



Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, June 07 2008 @ 02:11 AM MDT
what planet you on?


Just by reading his replies, where apparently everyone in the world envies him, you can tell this guy is losing the plot. He is obviously not cut out for poker if comments on his blog make him go on super-tilt. Would people like to have the lottery money he lucked in to? Absolutely. Would they want to be Jonathan Little the person. LOL...goddamn no. The guy has no morals (aka the FullTilt saga), no personality (didn't even crack a smile whilst winning over $1,000,000) and reeeeeally bad taste in women (he's currently being bled dry big a golddigger who gives him a bj every once in a while after her daily shopping trip...she's probably got a few other poker players on the go simultaneously).




j000hnnyd. No events played as yet so his winnings are at zero...which is the same as all the "Icons" put together. Actually, j000hnnyd is amazingly ahead of the rest just because he hasn't paid any entrance fees yet! LOL. It would probably be +EV for him to not play in any.