(Cracks knuckles)
Aha! The old "I lost the minimum when I got unlucky with aces" routine. Unfortunately doucher forgets one minor detail: WHAT THE HELL WAS THE FLOP!!! If it was AA v 55 on a 456 all club flop when no one has a club, then it's pretty obvious there's not going to be much betting, especially if the turn was something like a 7. If it was AA v 55 on a Q95 rainbow flop, doucher gets busted 100% of the time. So don't tell us how well you avoided "anyone else would have gone broke" diatribe unless you're willing to tell us the whole hand.
Next hand, no doubt this was some kind of random all-in-pre-flop-coz-I -got-big-slick-dufus-type-move. Again, no situational explanation so I have to deduce it myself. DoucherJustice is under the gun, sees AK and wets himself. Surely this is by far the best hand at the table. He limps. A few more limpers but doucher doesn't mind, he knows he's got the best hand and will win the hand no matter how many limerps there are. Hershiser in the SB looks at QQ and makes a standard 5x the BB to thin the field out. On seeing this, doucher thinks "aha! Trapped him" and makes a min-raise. Everyone else folds to Hershiser, who knows how terrible a player doucher is from the NBC Heads Up event, and probably puts him in the range AK-A10 given his action, pushes. Now doucher grins widely - he's got his man!! He turns over his 43% dog hand and probably catches a random king on the river. I'm close, aren't I?
Next hand, doucher says he's outplayed Phil Ivey a few times by re-raising his continuous raises. That's a dangerous game for a donkey. Ivey almost always gets the last laugh. He won't stand for much of that, so like the little by who cried wolf, Ivey was probably the one who pushes all in and doucher loses. Teach you to play with fire and tangle with the best, kid.
Busted by a loose player who found a hand. Maybe that's why they show down 72 off in order to get donkeys like doucher to commit their stacks with MEDIOCRE hands like AJ. Seems like a good strategy to me when you've got a trash player like Jonathan Little on your table.
Doucher probably didn't get much sleep because he was having nightmares of seeing Phil Ivey at his table again, or in fact of any pro because they all outplay him. About his Mirage win, I quote: "and probably didnt play optimally". Hmmm, I know doucher likes to understate things, but that's going a bit too far. If you want a refresher on how un-optimally this donkey played, follow this link:
One thing he doesn't understand is his A++ game is not much different from his B- game. His game is based around getting lucky and hoping the cards get him out of trouble when he makes those basic mistakes. So really he should make every effort possible to get A++ lucky, and then maybe he has a chance at a bracelet.
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Level 7...LOL...isn't this guy a pro?
HEEEE HAW
And when was the last time the 2 of you made the 7th level in a 10K WSOP event? Let alone even played one? Let me guess... NEVER? Now the way he busted is pretty standard with 10BB. Learn to play the game. If you have 10BB and folding AJ you must be a bigger idiot than i thought by just reading this blog. Little has won more than 3 mil playing poker. Pick on somebody else.Theres a lot of people to pick on trust me. This guy is definitely not as bad a player as you think he is. He's not Ivey either though don't get me wrong. And he definitely knows he's not you don't have to tell him.
The last time I made level 7 in a $10k event.....hmmm, fairly recently to be honest. Been doing well in the $10k's this year.
A 10BB push in a 9/10 seater table after an early raise...you call that "standard"? LOL. You obviously have no clue how to nurse a short stack. We're talking high buy-in live MTTs here, not the $6 SNGs you obviously play. You seem to be confused sir. "Learn to play the game" indeed!!
As for his winnings...he lucked into it all, and there's no real way to argue otherwise.
stalker pwns the 10k's unfortuneatley he hasn't got as lucky as jon to take down a title with numerous 3 outers
but that's simple enough he doesnt get in money in bad like jon does (hardly anyone can as consistently anyway)
Stalker pnws and all the haters can BEAT IT
N1SF
stalker doesnt pwn the 10ks he doesnt even play them. he is full of shit and just a loser in his moms basement
wow...ummm...how did you guess??
anyone else want a VERBAL ROASTING from THE STALKER?!?
What i know is only a loser would say he's doing good in all the 10K events when he's anonymous. Yeah i recently won a 10K event too. lol. Give us your name first and then let us figure out how well you do in the 10K events let alone how well you do online. Saying you do well as #1 stalker says nothing. Is that really your name? cause i never saw anyone with this name play anywhere. Then to say the Little got lucky to make 3 WPT final tables is more than a stupid thing to say( No bad player ever made 3 WPT final tables).Check the names of those who made 3 of these final tables then tell me who's a bad player. BUT lets assume he did get lucky. SO WHAT. WHO FUCKING CARES. Name a person who didn't get lucky to win one of these. One more thing. You once said he doesn't have a wsop bracelet and thats what counts Remember? So you're gonna tell everyone that Jerry Young and Robert Varkonyi are better players. Than anyone im not talking about Little here. Pwoned by the satalker. lol you're such a loser bro
Serious question: Are you on crack?
I was asked a question about 10k events and I answered it! I'm not writing whole blog entries about my poker successes, like most insecure losers do. Your pathetic attempts at getting my identity are laughable. This blog is about the so-called SNG "Icons" not me, not sure what's confusing about that. You say "who cares" when I say someone is lucky, but you obviously care enough to write essays in the comments...eh bro? Then to top it off you name a couple of mediocre players who have won the WSOP Main Event, but refuse to admit any bad players have won a WPT event!!!!
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VERBALLY ROASTED BY THE STAKER!!!
offically been bitch slapped by the stalker
this isn't the stalker im a douche and do well at 10k events blog
this is the icons basher blog and if u dont like how he trashes the icons then GTFO
his real name is
Number
1
Stalker
N1SF
and i just look under the cardplayer POy standings and they dont have the name num 1 stalker listed so i guess u guys are all fucked trying to get his identity
christ I'm his biggest fan and i have no clue
N1SF
first of all you don't say he's lucky you say he's a bad player which is pretty unheard of for someone who has won more than 3 million playing poker. Second i never said no bad players have won a wpt event although i cant really think of one right now. Maybe mike Vela or Alan goeringh whatever he's name is but i don't really think they're bad. You obviously have to get lucky to win any poker tournament doesn't mattrer if it is 1 dollar buy in or 10K buy in. All i said is it cant be only luck when someone makes 3 WPT final tables.I never said he didn't get lucky to win the mirage one.Ivey got lucky too at least 3 times during the final table. Is he a bad player too. I guess so. Third if i said i play every 10K event would you believe me? Probably not so why should i believe you do when you're scared to reveal your name? Are you scared he's going to kick your ass in every tournament he sees you if you say who you are? Maybe but probably not cause you don't play in any events Little is. Now who got ROASTED?
I think you just roasted yourself with your poor debating skills. Seriously, did you even watch any of FJ's final tables? He literally gets his chips in bad EVERY TIME. Literally, EVERY TIME. Pushing J8? Slowplaying trips on a flush board? I dunno what the odds of winning a major lottery is, a few million to one, which is probably longer odds that all his bad beats put together, so you're saying lottery winners are somehow skillful? ROASTED.
N1SF - you da man!
and the whole tournament is the 20 hands you see on TV right? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. And i saw Ivey 3 times on tv moving in with AQ and once folding KK .Ivey sucks too. I'll start a blog on Ivey now. LOL you're a meserable human being.
Ladies Ladies, it's all good. Let's simmer down - I feel a sweet Jizbiz blog coming any day now. He's got to a having a winning day to talk about some time right?
hehe - I love the way people try to compare Ivey and Little. Ivey misplays hands, sure. Not often but it happens. Finding 3 hands out of the thousands he's played on TV compared to Little misplaying just about EVERY hand on TV, hmmm not the same. And as for "20 selected final table hands not a good representation of the whole tourney" - you obviously know nothing of the background of the Mirage WPT. He was down to 6 big blinds, basically gave up and started pushing a lot with random hands...getting called...and sucking out, like continuously. Yeah, lots of skill there. You should really have some understanding of what you're talking about before making dumb comments and getting laughed at.
Can someone tell me what "meserable" means?
You mean "measurable"? Or "immeasurable"?
Yeah, I'm off the scale baby!!
thousands of hands on TV? lol incredible. when you have 6 BB in a tournament what are you doing? you wait for hands? LOL.you are so funny. what about the other 2 final tables he made ? he was sucking out continuasly there also huh? He must really be the luckiest person in the world. Why is he playing poker ?He should just play the lottery he would win every month. You're ridiculous seriously. Who's getting laughed at you should seriously think of that before you say it cause you are laughable with these comments
thousands of hands on TV? lol incredible.
- Yes, when you're as good as Ivey you get on TV a lot. Incredible indeed!
when you have 6 BB in a tournament what are you doing? you wait for hands?
- No, you are pushing. However, please explain the 20BB and 30BB open pushes...
LOL.you are so funny.
- Thank you!
what about the other 2 final tables he made ? he was sucking out continuasly there also huh?
- Yep
He must really be the luckiest person in the world.
- Yep
Why is he playing poker ?
- Realisation is dawning...
He should just play the lottery he would win every month.
- I guess this moron finally understands now.
OK idiot, I have tooled you enough now. Move on. But let this be a lesson to NEVER MESS WITH THE STALKER!!!!
stay out of the stalkers Kitchen you'll get burned
N1SF
any time bro love this stuff i need my daily dose of icons trashing
Yeah he's very lucky i aggree like that time at the pokerstars caribbean adventure when he had AQ vs Daut's K6 flopped 2 pair and got rivered to go out 5th i believe. WOW what a luckbox. Dude you saw him getting really lucky in 1 tournament(I haven't seen the niagara falls one so i have no clue how lucky he got and how bad he played but thats poker obviously. I'm sure even you the poker genius hit 4 5 miracles once to win a tournament. Thats what it takes.You cant win a tournament only with skill you need a lot of luck also.well maybe you and Hellmuth can i'm not sure.
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