An awful hand to lose on (BigJoke seems to love pairs of sixes for some reason). Here's another misplayed hand:
Joseph Michael Bricks Up Razz: Joseph "bigjoe2003" Michael just lost about half of his stack to Barry Greenstein on a razz hand where Greenstein made a 7-6-4-3-A low and Michael bricked up, ultimately making three tens. He's down to 200,000 while Greenstein has rebounded to 1,020,000.
Simply horrendous. Most people reading this will not realise how bad a spot this was, especially for half your chips!
Watch this video and you'll realise that BigJoke plays the tough guy only online (look at that hat!). http://www.pokerstars.tv/pokerstars/channels/11778/movies/3045.html
"The money doesn't mean that much to me" - in other words, he had to rely on other people to buy him in and he wouldn't benefit financially. Which is funny because he turned into a little girl around bubble time. He admits he got lucky to get to be one of the chip leaders (for a short time).
All in all, like Jonathan Little, he sucks as an interviewee. Also like Little (when Jonny lost to Chris Ferguson in the NBC Heads Up), he shows absolutely no class whatsoever.
"Where is someone so I can get my money and get the fuck out of here," Michael said as he got up and left the table."
"The money doesn't mean that much to me" - in other words, he had to rely on other people to buy him in and he wouldn't benefit financially. Which is funny because he turned into a little girl around bubble time. He admits he got lucky to get to be one of the chip leaders (for a short time).
All in all, like Jonathan Little, he sucks as an interviewee. Also like Little (when Jonny lost to Chris Ferguson in the NBC Heads Up), he shows absolutely no class whatsoever.
"Where is someone so I can get my money and get the fuck out of here," Michael said as he got up and left the table."
It's no wonder he grew up in a trailer park (that's true by the way).
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How pathetic can someone possibly be. I think you're in love with Joey
It's great when the only defense to this idiot is "blah blah" LOL. You Joey-lovers cannot defend this moron.
Defend what? He got 14th in the toughest tournamenr of the year .Get over it.
I personally think his HORSE finish is pretty impressive.
I also think it was ridiculous the way he left the table. at least have a little class while still in public. If you wish to bitch about things happened in private afterwards....that is one thing. But to be a douche bag when you get up just wanting your money...CLASSLESS.
I will be surprised if he makes it through 2 days of the ME
If he makes it through 2 days of the ME stalker will go crazy. I think he might even have a heart attack.
By the way about his classless exit. John Juanda said the same thing once at the ME without using the word fuck. So if Juanda is classless so is bigjoe. Relax people its not a big deal.
The difference is John Juanda is a nice guy whereas BigJoke believes he is better than everyone else.
I don't think he believes he's better than everyone else. If you notice the video he says Chip Reese was the best Horse player ever. On the other hand he definitely believes he's better than you and obviously he is. Don't you think?
Oh wait i take that back. He isn't better than you. After all you went "deep" in "most" events you played this year. All he had was 14th in the toughesttournament of the year and a final table. he really does suck after all.
News flash: Chip Reese is not alive any more.
OK, let me rephrase for the idiots, BigJokes think he's the best player alive and therefore is entitled to win any poker tournament he enters.
Like i said you're right.He does suck. You're the best. "deep" in "most" events is really impressive.
you're my idol stalker. Please teach us all how to go "deep" in "most" events we enter.
How would it benefit me to teach bad players how to succeed?
please please please I want to go "deep" in "most" tournaments i play also. LOL .you're pathetic stalker.
Go away douchebag, I think you've run out of things to say.
Joseph Michael Bricks Up Razz: Joseph "bigjoe2003" Michael just lost about half of his stack to Barry Greenstein on a razz hand where Greenstein made a 7-6-4-3-A low and Michael bricked up, ultimately making three tens. He's down to 200,000 while Greenstein has rebounded to 1,020,000.
Simply horrendous. Most people reading this will not realise how bad a spot this was, especially for half your chips!
Amazing. Meanwhile there is absolutely ZERO information about the hand. Only you would realize how bad a spot it was.
being "bricked up" in razz is about as bad a hand as you can get
It is pathetic of you to mock Joe for his upbringing. You must be a real prick.
could you please provide a source for your statement that Joe grew up in a trailer park. I have not see this,.
it's fairly common knowledge
what a stupid answer. anything more specofic maybe? and also about the hand that was a "bad" spot and i've played more than 20K Razz hands if he started the hand with A2 4 or A 2 5 it wasn't a bad spot at all but we get no info so what makes you say it was a bad spot? Obviously just to say something.
What a stupid person you are, obviously you have no clue about poker or the poker community. Losing 1/2 your (big) stack with a bricked-up razz hand is beyond ridiculous. Learn more about the game or buy a book if you don't understand.
As for me "proving" everything I say. I'm tired of it - why would I say it (or anything) if it wasn't true? Would the PokerStars website be enough to prove this?
In BigJoke's own words: "I grew up in a trailer park"
http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/2008/06/2008-world-series-big-joe-going-big.html
Start of the third paragraph if you're too retarded to find it!
Now go away because your life sucks.
wow! you've just been punk'd by the stalker big time! go stalker handing out ass kickings and verbal batterings. He'll know better than to doubt your word next time!
N1SF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQR6yBwFHQU
dude are you seriously an idiot? If you start a razz hand with A 2 4 and then get an 6 and your last 3 cards are all 10's with blinds at 10K- 20K how are you not supposed to lose half your stack? I don't know how the hand went and neither do you so why make conclusion about it. If he got dealt 3 10's and went all the way with it then obviously its a very bad spot but obviously it didn't go like that. You obviously never played razz in your life. As for where he grew up who really cares. More power to him if he did. He seems to be doing just fine after all. It doesn't matter where you grow up but where you live now. Stupid moron.
I seriously have a feeling the stalker has a gay crash on bigjoe. all you do all day is finding videos and blogs about him? Jeez take it easy. That's not hating i have a feeling thats loving.
What's with all this gay stuff? The guy made a run in a big tourney and happens to be an "Icon", and this site is designed to tell the truth about them. Someone asked for proof of something I said and (sigh) I provided it. I suppose I have a "gay crush" on Jon Little as well, because I have by far the most amount of blogs about him. Surely that is evidence enough!!
You people really have no brains. If you're going to flame me, please go ahead. All I ask is for the same level of thought and intelligence as I put into my blogs. Some of you out there can do it, some of you just say "you are gay" or "you don't know poker", which to be honest, any monkey can type.
First of all you started with the gay stuff. Second there is nothing intelligent about your blogs. Whats so intelligent ? any monkey can type. "He got lucky" or "he played this hand horribly" when there no info about the hand at all or "he grew up in a trailer park" You forgot to mention by the way that now he lives in a million dollar house? Where do you live? A trailer park?
OK, last reply to the morons.
1. You started, you started...how immature are you?
2. You have obviously only read ONE blog entry of mine otherwise you'd realise how ridiculous that statement was (I have gone through entire FINAL TABLES with full analysis).
3. By the sounds of it, many many people are not in the "know" about stuff going on in the poker community. I am so I share the info...for free.
4. The property I live in is much more than $1m, but you're just going to say "liar" or "prove it", and I don't really care what you think. At the end of the day you are jealous of everything about me.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VERBALLY ROASTED BY THE STALKER!! BYE!!
prove it stalker. come out and share who you are, otherwise this whole argument is worthless
u try to be badass like me but YOU NEVER WILL I AM FROM ALABAMA AND TRAILER TRASH AND I HAVE GROSSED OVER 2.3MILLION DOLLARS IN MY POKER CAREER AND IM ONLY 23 THAT IS HOW FUCKING AMAZING I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all Shannon Shorr, get a real man's name you pussy. And for all you stalker haters/joey dick suckers, Joey is white trash at its best. He uses black slang like "ballin'", comes from a trailer park, wheres stupid hats and as stalker so bluntly put it he sucks at interviews. Doesn't at least one of these icons have an ounce of charisma?
you're all a bunch of shallow motherfuckers imo. i used to read this blog bc i thought it was funny, but you all take life and poker too seriously. the hate i've seen here just makes me want to vomit. if any of you had half a brain you'd shut the fuck up and just play cards. congrats on sucking every ounce of fun out of the game. fuck.
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Talk about taking shit seriously. Congrats on taking every ounce of fun out of this blog. Fuck.
"wheres stupid hats" .........
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
To the post above this one...I agree with you...hahahahhahaha
It is funny to see everyone bashing others on here...and then they cannot even spell.
Even the Stalker misspells lots of words. C'mon guys....don't belittle and bash these guys, and at the same time misspell your words....
This makes you look REALLY bad!
What are you, the fucking word police? Who gives a shit, why are you telling us this? Do we care?
Ok this blog was very very funny and it used to make me laugh... a lot. Lately the stalker is becomming(or was before) worse than the people he's bashing for the reasons he's bashing them (except them being bad poker players which they're not but who cares its still funny the way he says it). Like for example stalker we don't give a shit if you live in a million dollar house or if you cash in tournaments. We could care less. We're not here for you. We're here for you bashing the icons not talking about yourself. Especially when your name is stalker and we have no clue you are and if what you say is true. Just keep making us laugh or in a couple of weeks the only people to read this blog will be #1SF and cheebs. You and 2 idiots who just repeat what you say in other words. I'm not trying to "bash" just to wake you up. WE DONT CARE IF YOU WIN OR NOT WE KNOW YOU MOST LIKELY DON'T. If you were you would write a blog about your accomplishments not other people's accomplishments. So wake up soonand start making us laugh again.that's you're good at. Leave the poker bragging to the people this blog is about. And plaease don't give some stupid answers and then say the famous you got roasted by the stalker bullshit. Its not working. You're a nobody. When you give me your name and list of accomplishments then you'll "roast" me. Thanks for reading this. i know it was long but i've had it with your bragging anonymously.
Then the game became razz and I just got unlucky. I started with 345 against Barry Greenstien's 6 or 7 up and I caught bad and made a ten and had to make a crying call on the river.
Thats the now infamous hand (the actual one) in which bigjoe picked a horrible spot according to stalker who didn't even know the hand. Notice he starting with 345 against a 6 or 7 up which if you know a little razz is a wonderful hand. Also notice that he made a 10 low and not 3 tens as it was reported. And a call on the river after about 500K is in the pot is ok even with a 10 low. so next time you say something stalker get your facts straight first.
By the way can you please do us all a favour and delete "shannon Shorr's" posts. Thanks
"Pretty disapointing, but I did get to put a cool PokerStars patch on my hat which I really like"
...seriously...
he probably got paid to write that on his blog
I would write worse if those pricks paid me after all we pay their fat salaries
whats with the censoring???
u created this blog bc u hated how they censored u and u vowed to never do it! that is SOME BULLSHIT
Shannon, I guess you can say what you like on the stalker's blog, and he hasn't censored anything, but 100,000 copy and pastes of the same thing is just retarded.
some good shit here stalker keep it up
ridic how some fucking retards attack the stalker here.
ok who is the fake?????? number 1 stalker fan would never say punked I would phrase it more like bitchslapped by the stalker
N1SF
Some good stuff here. I love it how the stalker gets bitchslapped and never gives a response. instead he talks about bigjoe's patch. LOL
leave stalker alone! hes a good guy and ive many tims last at his hilarius joke
N1SF
I never said he's not a good guy. It's just funny how he avoids answering some responses. By the way? What are you? his bitch? lol
buddy back off there is only 1 N1SF
Leave stalker alone. He's a good guy and i love him very much
N1SF
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