Friday, 29 August 2008

#1 Stalker: People are DUMB! (part 2)

This was a $1000+$30 limit holdem heads up game I played on PokerStars today. Note the levels and the pot sizes. This tool overplayed every single hand! In the end I was popping it with 5-high flush draws LOL. I have, of course, removed all references to the people...partly to protect my identity and partly to save this dude's blushes (and I want him all to myself for a while!). The game barely got into level 3 before I won, which I thought was just about impossible, even for a complete donkey.

Spacegravy refused to play me at limit because there's far more skill involved over the entire game. He can't just push every hand.

Enjoy the retardedness.

Yep, he 4-bet the entire way with 99:


















Not sure what he was trying to hit here.:


















Was ace high good for a bet on EVERY street? Hmmmm....


















He actually 4-bet the turn and folded the river. Who knows what dumb hand he had!


















Called for the flush and hit my kicker on the river...should I fold the river bet? Nahhh.. (not against this moron) ;-)



















Yep, dude went to town on this hand thinking QJ was good. I took a screenshot of the turn because there was no way I thought he'd play to the river...I was wrong AND he 4-betted it! Pot ended up over 600...not bad for 20/40 blinds!


















Yep, I knew 55 was good on THAT board!


















I don't even remember what he had here...i think it was Q8. LOL.

















PWND again...


















Still level 2 (20/40) and somehow he popped a massive pot of over 500...oops!

















And it's the end...what a DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is stupid. its fuckin lhe the results are meaningless

#1 Stalker said...

yes, my opponent was VERY stupid, I agree.

Stalker Truth said...

Stalker...if this is really even you playing and not from some video off the net...nice job!

If it just from a video...then what you are doing is worse than anything any of the Icons do...right up there is JL letting Z32 use his cash cow and then lose it...AKA Full Tilt

Anonymous said...

Limit hold em? People still play that? Oh ya, only the shitty players pfff.

#1 Stalker said...

You obviously have no clue about poker. Winners at limit holdem are the BEST players in the world. You have to play flops. You can't just, for example, call all ins with 86 and try to justify it.

No "Icon" in the world would play me at limit, I can assure you of that.

Anonymous said...

"Winners at limit holdem are the BEST players in the world."

I lol'd. You can make that argument for hoss but thats about it. Also in 5 out of the 11 hands you got extremely extremely lucky. And then you tslk about FJ. also i doubt that was a $1000 sit n go maybe a 20 i would expect to see play like that.did you show that to show how good you are? Anyone who ever played limit will know you're a donk after that

#1 Stalker said...

another idiot with no brain...

...read the title of this post and you might understand the point I was trying to convey.

(pssst...talking about HIS play not mine)

Moron.