Sunday, 24 August 2008

#1 Stalker: People are DUMB!

The title says it all. Since all the "Icons" can do these days is post pictures, because they suck at writing, here are some of mine. I donked around in a random $10 MTT hoping to get some good screenshots of retards - they didn't let me down! Of course, I have had to remove all references to my screen name and table/hand IDs (too many weirdos out there). Enjoy the retardedness of people...likely some of these people post comments here. These are all from a tourney I played today.

I raped this guys big blind relentlessly and he always folded preflop or on the flop, and I never had anything. Turns out this dude was over-shoving with KJ...a typical donkey hand (note the comment I was about to send):



I'm not sure what was going through this retard's head. He thought he could represent the flush (he smooth-called my flop bet). Turns out he had 73 with no spade:



I absolutely CRUSHED this tourney (like I usually do). Super donk-fest all game

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

i looked these players up. it seems to me that u are most likely playing $10 sngs! LOLOLOL

#1 Stalker said...

yes, as stated, I was donking around to get some good shots for the site. People didn't let me down!

#1 Stalker said...

ummm...SNGs???

ugh...idiot...pay attention.

Stalker Truth said...
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Stalker Truth said...

Not hard to be chip leader when you have AA and someone has pushed...easy call pre flop.

Then you hit a straight flush...another very easy play.

1st place in a MTT...sitting nice at that point...I give you credit there!

The 2 hands you show...no brainers!

Even a dip shit like me could win with those hands. Does not take a top notch pro to get their chips in on those hands.

Nice job being in the chip lead with 500+ left...although it is still level one! 10/20 blinds

#1 Stalker said...

OK, now you have proved you're an idiot. The point of the post was to show how dumb people are, not how I played these hands (which was super standard, obviously). I'm sorry you missed the point and are really struggling to find any meaningful abuse. The beginning of the end for you I fear.

Anonymous said...

How can 2 people at a table have 17K and 9 K at the first level? so weird. Was it a rebuy? Also poker is so easy when you play against idiots and get cards too. Beatiful

Stalker Truth said...

My guess is that it was a deep stack tourney. The average stack is over 5k in level 1.

He wants to point how how bad others are when he is holding the nuts...how can he criticize their play when he is holding something that he is not folding, period!

For all we know you have taken screen shots from others videos and placed them on here, wanting us to think they are yours.

I am sure you will have something telling how "dumb" I am on that comment. But, it is VERY possible!

#1 Stalker said...

Sigh...this was me.

I will close this blog down right now if you can find, anywhere on the internet, these screenshots (with all the details). Pity you won't be able to.

Nice try. Go play now.