Thursday, 22 January 2009

A day in the life of darinvg

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,A-day-in-the-life-of-darinvg.html/Itemid,61/

Just reading this makes me feel depressed. What a horrible way to live! Minimal human contact, rarely leaving the house. Spending 10+ hours in front of a computer monitor continuously. Most (normal) people's worst nightmare! No doubt his girl(boy?)friend is not a stunner...stunners have a host of friends and want to go out and have fun. And the whole gym thing? January fever, man. He'll be done with it by early March.

My advice...go get a real job. I'm sure you have some kind of skill that could integrate you into the human race. In 5 years time, if all you've done is play poker, no employer will ever touch you. You'll be tagged a lazy bum, which is what you probably are anyway.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stalker, go get a job at entertainment tonight or a tabloid so you can just sit around all day slinging mud, and be satisfied in the fact that you have a REAL job.

#1 Stalker said...

That's a great comment...I haven't blogged in 17 days and now I get accused of "sitting around all day slinging mud"...

Laughable really.

Anonymous said...

i never understand why people play 15+ hours poker a day for peanuts. ok they may be better than a lot of other people but its peanuts just the same versus a real job

Unknown said...

hey have you heard about spacegravys prop bet you should definately put some money up since he is so terrible
oh wait ur a broke ass railtard

#1 Stalker said...

"The Blogger Profile you requested cannot be displayed. Many Blogger users have not yet elected to publicly share their Profile."

...coming from someone who hides behind blogger lol

Until Spacegracy decides to officially post the prop bet on the website, no I am not going to comment (but obviously fully aware of it).

Anonymous said...

THE LINE THAT STRUCK ME IN THIS WHOLE POST WAS DARRINS IN THE COMMENT SECTION REGARDING BURNOUT PARADISE BEING THE ONLY GAME HE OWNS WHICH COULDN'T BE MORE TRUE WHEN TALKING ABOUT NLHE CAUSE HE CERTAINLY GETS OWNED IN THAT ALL DAY LONG

and he forgot to add the 2 hrs a day he spends flogging the dolphin to man on man porn

Anonymous said...

THE LINE THAT STRUCK ME IN THIS WHOLE POST WAS DARRINS IN THE COMMENT SECTION REGARDING BURNOUT PARADISE BEING THE ONLY GAME HE OWNS WHICH COULDN'T BE MORE TRUE WHEN TALKING ABOUT NLHE CAUSE HE CERTAINLY GETS OWNED IN THAT ALL DAY LONG

and he forgot to add the 2 hrs a day he spends flogging the dolphin to man on man porn

Unknown said...

its because i dont have a blog im just using my google account
and why arent you gonna comment?
i mean if he is as bad as you say he is it should be an easy bet so why dont u bet against him and take his money

#1 Stalker said...

sorry, please point out the part where I say I haven't bet against him...

Anonymous said...

paul u sir are a douchebag

It's a well documented fact that gravy is THE only icon stalker has respect for not saying that he doesn;'t crush his soul on a regular basis but heis quite good just not @ live MTT's