Friday, 30 January 2009

Wanted: New housemate and future poker star!

http://www.sngicons.com/component/option,com_myblog/show,Opening-in-house-and-coaching-opportunity.html/Itemid,61/

Local newspaper ad:

WANTED:

Unique opportunity! Male, 16-21, interested in poker, preferably homosexual, wanted for house share. Must enjoy threesomes with men. Must not post poker results if making a loss. Will answer to the name "Bitch" at all times. Call "Big Joe" on 512-GAY-POKR now!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehe yer so funny

Anonymous said...

stalker back to his best material! lmao

Anonymous said...

hehe, have you seen the latest blog entry on that site? I swear the subscribers get dumber and dumber! "I want to make an obscene amount of money playing $6.50 games" !!! What an idiot!

Anonymous said...

See FJ's latest entry He's has wrote a couple articles and is thinking of publishing a book LOLOLOLOL. Here's a thought maybe try to get one of those articles into print possibly in a magazine or even on pocket fives. That is akin to me writing a verse in a rap song then then thinking I can go record an album. Cmon kid give your head a shake no one wants to hear your stories about your lame and boring life and WTF would the Title be "Luckboxing my way to WPT final tables" BY Jon Little

I'd rather read a book on poker written by stuart little

Anonymous said...

hehe yer so funny. i hope i can be a real flamer like you some day.

Anonymous said...

New book title for both big joe and FJ

Getting in behind and sucking out

Anonymous said...

hehehehe so funny, flamer.

Anonymous said...

N1SF you are a rimjob

Anonymous said...

LOL @ being called a rimjob again are u fucking serious of all the things you could have called me u settled on Rim Job (BTW i really enjoyed the one your mom gave me while your sister was giving my balls a tongue bath)

You should do yourself a favour go read back thru all of stalkers posts (and mine) and learn how to hand out a proper roasting.

seriously just elle oh elle on having a blank canvas and deciding to type in your a rimjob WTF is that

2-3 sentences would be appreciated

Anonymous said...

well, you admit you are a huge are a flamer

Anonymous said...

LOL. Everyone gets to laugh at the flamer once again.

Anonymous said...

So Big joe is getting his ass handed to him on a platter and he wonders why

Gee shoving Q6 4 handed for 15 bbs isn't profitable for you I wonder why

Don't worry as long as he's piling up VPP's he doesn't seem to care

Anonymous said...

So Big joe is getting his ass handed to him on a platter and he wonders why

Gee shoving Q6 4 handed for 15 bbs isn't profitable for you I wonder why

Don't worry as long as he's piling up VPP's he doesn't seem to care

Anonymous said...

OMG Joe lost some sngs!!! He must be the worst player evar!!! Flamers Unite!

Anonymous said...

joey changed his name

BigJoke2009

Anonymous said...

how about some fuckin updates you lazy bum